MAFS #7- We are bored, so very bored. Not even new couples can save us. But we still watch as the show is our ixpert shitty match. We are its wives and it will draw us back if it wants to.

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Seeing that last week was so boring without any great takeaway quotes or events to inspire a great title.

One of his nipples and one of hers.

Can’t bear mel

Not sure Dean has an authentic mode

Ooeer I didn't know that was a sex doll.k I thought it was a cartoon.

Sarah is trying to be diplomatic because she is constantly being crucified for daring to have feelings and agency.

By saying there is no spark, what she means is that she would rather lie in traffic than have that attention seeking narc anywhere near her 🙄

Interesting brooch, Paul

I believe that is the official OED definition of a spark, yes... 😄

Anyone else hate the background music prompting emotion?
I feel like I'm in a hotel eating dinner with this piano

Abi reminds me of Penelope Keith (who would never have worn that swimsuit).

😂😂😂😂

I tried to select one that wasn't too offensive for those of a sensitive disposition amongst us

Enough of these two, get to the drama.

Why's she wearing a spleen necklace?

I didn’t actually notice it until you said it 😩🤭

I love John and Abi.

I think he totally knows it, but is in a shed load of denial.

🤣🤣🤣

Joe's face in the background there looking like he wants to shove someone's head up their arse

These 2 are so cute

John is absolutely smitten 🥰

They are all in black and white except Charlene.

🤮🤮🤮🤮

Yeah when they have a couple on who’ve been doing well, they play all light, happy emotional music.

As soon as a couple come up that have had a bad week, along comes the big dramatic music 😂

Charlene always does her own think.

Mel " we can't help you unless you are honest with us" = and then (if you are female) we will verbally slap you silly until you agree we are right