MAFS #7- We are bored, so very bored. Not even new couples can save us. But we still watch as the show is our ixpert shitty match. We are its wives and it will draw us back if it wants to.

[Dillite2]

Seeing that last week was so boring without any great takeaway quotes or events to inspire a great title.

I don't get the 'snails have partied on your face' look??

I had to google that one!

It's so sad to think of the two of them sat together watching it back afterwards when they had such high hopes. She really went on there for help and has just been given a load of anger and zero helpful advice.

My name iz Dean
Sarah woz ma Queen
Done showed her ma madjik
And she fought dat woz sik
So I getz her drunk like I am usedta
Then she dun gone preferred da produca

Ah, Crystal, no need, she allowed her jealousy to be cruel to Leisha.
Poor Sarah.
@murasaki Brilliant rapping, hat's off. 😁😄

I can imagine! It can be awful :/

Yeah a lot of women would rather just be single at this point and focus on friends and career.

Men are from Mars
Women are from Venus
I drive fast cars
But she won't touch my penis

I'll stop now, sorry.

MAFS the Scanners edit, I'd watch that one

I’m catching up. I think Leah has a point that she’s extra friendly and flirty because she’s from Liverpool. I went on a night out to Liverpool once, went to the loo and was complimented more than I’ve ever been before in my life 😆 the girls were super friendly and chatty - more so though than I’ve experienced on a city night out before I would say.

So pleased April stood up to the group bullying of Leisha. The experts set that up with the honesty box questions then after April spoke up, sagely nodded to each other in their expert box and said how hard it was for Leisha to be humiliated in front of everyone!

They are unbelievable. Hypocrites.

And when Leigh said some wise counselling words, they just listened to her and repeated exactly what she said!

It's interesting that Crystal has clearly learned from her counselling degree. But doesn't apply any of it to herself. To do an accredited masters you have to undergo therapy yourself, I'd assume the same if her degree is accredited, so it's surprising that she's not being more self reflective.

If it was dinner time on the plane, or even if drinks were being served, of course she’d have to move and walk down the plane or get a black eye from Reiss’s ridiculous 90 degree feeding elbows. He is so graceless. His mouth hangs open like Zak in The Big Bang Theory. But much less likeable.

Not a mum, still disgusted

Dead.

On a serious note, they are more than likely already dating. I tried OLD early last year and was so utterly depressed after a single week that I haven't had any desire to start dating again ever since.

Paul is such a wanker here, gave Sarah some home truth did you!

Maybe someone should give you home truths about the behaviour.

I don’t have twitter/X. Are they all very Team Dean? It’s horrible how the ixperts are behaving towards Sarah

They have been so far

I think Mel should be forced to move in with Dean for 3 weeks minimum. And then Paul should take a shift. They'd soon change their tune. His inability to use a saucepan is the least of his crimes.

Donttellempike

"Why is Sarah the only one getting picked to bits ? It’s bizarre"

I totally agree. I want Sarah to cop off with Reiss or Dirvali or someone and stay in! She's probably afraid to come out.

Leigh being stupid being so jealous! Doesn't:t she realise most of these women are not a threat. But I do wonder if there are more bisexual people in there to throw a curve ball at Keye and Davide, and Leigh and Leah.

Of course he has.

He’ll be doing a book/podcast/tv show soon called “How my MAFS misery helped me lose weight” 🙄

EmeraldShamrock

"I must be going soft, but I feel a bit sorry for Dean, Sarah should have wrote leave, she's staying for the fun and TV exposure.
Katie from last year would have liked Dean."

Dean wouldn't necessarily have liked her.

Is Dean losing weight?

A few years ago, he'd have a DVD out in time for Christmas.

Just thinking back to the dinner table and Crystal getting annoyed because she said she was "fit". Then they cut to the experts and they said fit means the same thing across the country - which in the context where Leigh said "brunette and goes to the gym" seems clear, yet they are trying to make out that she means good looking. Argh, I feel far too invested in these deliberate misunderstandings being peddled. The only couple I actually like and want to watch are Davide and Keye.

FirstCuppa who is Frank?

Mel, honestly if one person doesn't want intimacy that is how it goes. It's vile to even suggest that this is not a valid choice on Sarah's part.

Sorry I called Leisha Frank Sidebottom in an earlier comment today.
I feel for her with Mr Shovel today though so it feels a bit nasty now!