MAFS #7- We are bored, so very bored. Not even new couples can save us. But we still watch as the show is our ixpert shitty match. We are its wives and it will draw us back if it wants to.

[Dillite2]

Seeing that last week was so boring without any great takeaway quotes or events to inspire a great title.

My belly's full of sad
It really makes me mad
I thought I'd get a pity shag
I thought that it was in the bag
The ixperts promised me I'd get one

can someone please tell sarah, her feelings are ok! She shouldn’t be made to feel bad for not fancying him

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Im getting "Its not easy being green Dean" a la Kermit

Tomorrow it will probably be revealed that it's out of sympathy to Dean.

If he had a personality she might have found something to like about him. We have seen nothing other than him rapping and being sorry for himself and "insistent she will shag him eventually" delusional. That's not finding out about her, or telling her what you like to do...he has no conversation at all!

If Sarah did fancy Dean after the way he’s been, I’d be very worried for her. He is repulsive.

I saw on TikTok that he is going to the gym and losing weight, get ready for arrogant to the ladies Dean to be back. Yuk, he’s so revolting, egged on by the non experts.

I'm now trying to imagine Kermit doing a cod 'street' accent.

Was Shitlid bullied into having sex with Polly as much as they are bullying Sarah? I know that he had actually shagged her once and then gone cold, so there was that element.

I wonder if he's written his goodbye rap? He must be gutted that his rapping was silenced.

The experts need to make sure the men know how to actually engage and hold a conversation. It's been a regular theme on this series.
Also CONSENT. They've missed so many chances to advocate for the right side in this series it's become unethical.

No. He wasn't repulsed by her, he was just waiting for something better to come along.

Exactly. Even if the physical attraction isn't initially there, it can genuinely develop over time when you get to know the other person and learn that they have great qualities. We haven't seen a single interesting quality in Dean.

It’s depressing how many men don’t, I used to encounter that when I did OLD. Absolutely no chat.

They look like the plaster things that you put around a stoma bag. EEK. Have some left from the ex (deceased) might try em tonight?

Maybe it's being edited out to make him look normal(ish). They keep cutting to Sarah looking down like she's embarrassed, so maybe we've just not been given the pleasure? Although I don't feel the table could cope with another after the first night where he made them pretend to be in a Take That concert waving their arms about like he was some demi-god.

It is indeed interesting that even Dean's friend didn't name something interesting about Dean. He said ANYTHING you asked him about would be interesting, didn't he? Yet, like when the experts have to name what Sarah has done wrong, there was absolute tumbleweed offered.

OMG the disrespect
Not sumfink I'd expect
From someone who should love me
'Cos I'm chubby and I'm bubbly
I'll be in panto in Slough so come and watch me

A friend of mine is dating using OLD at the moment. The stories she tells of men’s behaviour are just shocking. It’s no wonder young people are dating less, having less sex than ever. Where are all the normal people???

@dapsnotplimsolls 😂

I'm a twat called Dean
And the girls are mean
They don't love my fat
But they're not all that
All the ixperts know
That with my fine flow
I deserve the best
Tho I'm a sex pest.

Ha! I'm a bit behind and this is exactly what I'm having to do.
Keep thinking of Sarah's lovely Dad watching this :(

Please no! 😂

On a side note, I feel like I should submit your bars to Central Cee 😎

😂😂😂😂

David Brent. The incel years

I want to look at Twitter but I'm worried they'll be slagging off Sarah. Again.

😂😂😂😂