MAFS #7- We are bored, so very bored. Not even new couples can save us. But we still watch as the show is our ixpert shitty match. We are its wives and it will draw us back if it wants to.

[Dillite2]

Seeing that last week was so boring without any great takeaway quotes or events to inspire a great title.

I like the new couples, April would have been great for the earlier shows. She would see Sarah's distress.
Leisha will hate Crystal. Crystal was out of order jumping on the new girl, not cool.

April talks some sense there.

Mel and Dean sometimes people just do feel a spark!

My name’s Dean and I’m an entertainer
The ixperts can’t tell that I’m an attention seeker
I’m fully aware of what Sarah’s no spark meant
But I don’t care, I don’t need her consent
Some people cry, ‘MAFS please evict him’
But I’m staying put, so I can play the victim
I’ll keep writing stay, even through Sarah’s fear
Because I need to boost my entertainment career
I can fool the ixperts week after week
They think Sarah is the bad guy, whilst I’m all meek
There’s lots of people I’ve been able to fool
Except Mumsnet, who think I’m a fucking tool

She’s a counsellor 😳 or does she just have that degree as a hobby/something to do because she was bored.

Leah is a letch the way she eyes up the brunettes!

I would find it uncomfortable. It is not comfortable when a man does it, stripping you off with his eyes.
I just cannot take to her, maybe it is all the filler.

Dean has some fierce rapping competition on here, the talent is outstanding. 👏🥂📣

Dean, bro, you're being kinda' mean
To expect lovely Sarah to be real keen
On you when your personality really sucks
Give it up man, she gives zero fucks

Anyone can see, you give her the ick
Face it bro, you ain't athletic
The right to choose, it's no fallacy
You're an incel, it's plain to see

You keep on pushing
For something that's not there
Consent isn't earned
Through wear and tear

I saw Reiss and Leisha described and Licksalot and Talksalot and that was the most perfect description ever. The Internet has very little love for him.

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Dean's supporters are absolutely mad. They're following Sarah on various platforms and attacking her. None of that on his pages from what I can see. There's a lot of angry men and women out there baying for her blood! I hope she gets out tonight and can become yesterdays chip paper. Now Leisha is in I think the bullies will move over to bullying her. Why does the public love doing this to women when they have men like Steven right in front of them doing far worse?

I wanna be so faymuss
Have wimmin terrorise ma anus
Hit me wiv da paddle on ma moobs
So I getz gold brappin' on youtube

Harder harder make 'em sting
I wanna rap and get rid of ma ring
Ma wife dun hates to hear me sing
So I'll get lotsa uvva wimmin playing wid ma ting

If Sarah writes leave this time, can she leave? I can’t remember the MAFS rules.

@Garamousalata only if Dire Dean writes leaves too. Otherwise the poor woman is stuck with him for another week

#FreeSarah

Yes Katie from last season and dean would be an interesting combo. Wonder how dean would have reacted to Katie

😆 Feeding Elbows!

Loving all the rhymes! 😅

I think Sarah will def vote Leave. Dean should - he's deluded

I remember them saying in a previous series, the rules are blah blah blah but if you really want to leave then you can leave.
They can’t physically make them stay obviously. Sarah needs to get out of there quick smart!

Good vibes from Ashley and Grace.
Julie-ruth gave them good advice.
I can't believe when Sarah said there was no spark, he rubbed her leg, get the fuck away.
I would just leave, she'll soon be forgotten.

Is everyone else rapping in their head reading these brilliant raps.
I just realised I'm nodding while silently rapping. 😅

It’s such an eye opener looking at the people pulling Sarah down online, really quite viciously. Majority of them are much older people, completely believing the editing, they don’t appear to possess the ability to read between the lines ….no wonder daytime TV is full of scam warning programmes.
-yes Dean might make a lovely-ish grandson, when he was aged 5, but sorry, ovaries are experts in natural selection!

why does JR always walk in the shape of a letter D? Is it the killer heels?

Joe -beginning the back tracking on moving in with Maeve 🥴

…and, oh Nelly 😔 pop your coat on, we’ve ordered you a taxi

I suspect that’s the editing.

I did read a funny comment though, saying Reiss is like a 1970’s badly dubbed foreign film, -the mouth’s doing all the work and then the words come along later 🤣

@FirstCuppa Ffs, misogyny is alive a kicking, apparently it is cool to refer to yourself as an incel or incel curious on your SM bio.
We're going backwards.
Yet, the worst men in there are the ones who follow the macho or self-pitying BS.
It's clearly not attractive.
Women need to stop dating pigs. A lot of men hate women.

If I were Sarah I'd possibly sue MAFS for determination of character!

Ok guys, I know I shouldn't keep banging on about Season 9 when this is the season 10 thread 🤣

But I NEED to vent about what a psychopath this Alex man was! He is actually scary the way he talks to and looks at women, his smirking and demeaning insults to Sacha were absolutely vile, I can't believe they allowed him to stay on the show?! He actually seemed dangerous to me, like Stephen he looks like an angry man who could explode at any moment.

I don't know how this programme is still being made when they seem to excuse and apologise for absolutely psychopathic male behaviour yet they absolutely go in for a woman because she doesn't want to have sex with someone she doesn't find attractive?! Make it make sense to me 🤯