MAFS #7- We are bored, so very bored. Not even new couples can save us. But we still watch as the show is our ixpert shitty match. We are its wives and it will draw us back if it wants to.

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Seeing that last week was so boring without any great takeaway quotes or events to inspire a great title.

Monty Python? Sorry I'm catching up.
Swimsuit does nothing for the vet. shows her lack of bum too. That couple and the hotdogs seem good matches atm. Maybe Reiss and Leisha will end up being the couple that last longest. Who knows?

@JaquiRussell it’s genetics and staying out of the sun in my opinion! We need Leah to have an identical twin who doesn’t use the weird patches to properly see their effect 😅

When is Aus back? Thats the one I’m really looking forward to.

The UK doesn’t even come close to the crazy of Australia… and it’s that crazy scripted crap what brings us all together in harmony like one big happy cult family 😂

It's why my bloke lives a 3-5 hour drive (depending on traffic) away. I like my space :) 11 years in too.

Oooh I dunno. Those patches are a thing of wonder ( if you get the right ones)

Of late my puffy eyes ( lack of sleep, lack of energy, lack of everything really) has had my eyes looking like I’ve had surgery and all puffy and swollen looking.

I had some eye patches that I got from Korea earlier this year, nothing fancy or expensive and I used them initially when my eyes weren’t particularly puffy but then kinda forgot about them for the last 5 months. Anyhoo I fished them out on Sunday and I tell you what they are like a magic trick 🤣 my bags/puff has almost gone and had I used them again today i think they would have been 100% gone.

When I go back I’m going to get the better ones with collagen, PDRN and all the other stuff… that one will probably make me see properly again and I can throw out my glasses 😂

unless, of course, it's Nude Day!

My Dsis uses them, she swears by them, she's a non drinking vegan so could be the reason for her lovely skin.

Thanks @FirstCuppa for comparing Leisha to Frank Sidebottom, I've been chuckling away to myself all afternoon every time I think of it.

@chaosmaker Not quite as old as Monty P, twas the office and points have been allocated.
better luck next time.

matey whatever he was called seemed to really like the red swimming cossie 🤣🫣

lol @Pinkfluffypencilcase boobs or labia, never both 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have some gold patches, can’t remember which ones they are collagen apparently, from tkmax. I tried them once, didn’t seem to do anything, maybe I had to be young and flawless in the first instance?
i still have some left , I might try tonight if I remember them.

I might get a mug or a tea towel that says “Boobs or labia, never both”.

@hoxtonbabe intriguing… wonder what the heck is in them

“Boobs or labia, never both” should be our secret code we mumble, if any of us ever bump into each other in real life
it should definitely be the next thread title!

it's the most unflattering swimsuit I've ever seen

it's the most unflattering swimsuit I've ever seen

Squealing 🤣🤣🤣🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🫶🏽

Maybe to ring the changes with her swimwear, Abbie could use a few of Leah's gold eyebag patches, strategically placed.

Omg 🫶🏽

Please can you share a pic of the packaging or the brand name?

Seconded

Charlotte Tillbury patches always get great reviews.

Just caught up. I'm not sure if I can bear to look at Shiny McShinyson. Flossie and John seem to be acting out an ideal relationship rather than being real. I can't wait to see Reiss interact with other human beings.

Flossie 🤣🤣 perfect name

Crystal's such a bleddy sourpuss.

My God, this is THE DULLEST MAFS EVER! These people have no wit, charisma or intelligence. I don't care about any of them ( apart from the male gay couple who seem lovely,). I feel like I'm enduring this season rather than enjoying it. The producers are really scraping the bottom of the barrel with this lot. I would not have continued watching if it hadn't been for this thread tbh.

It feels like the producers have just chosen pp for us to laugh at rather than root for. Which I find both cynical and immoral. It's not pleasant to watch and makes me feel a bit grubby. Even the
' drama' isn't that entertaining.

Badly done C4, badly done.

Last year's got pretty tedious by the end but I also feel like this one is already tedious. I've already given up on BB.