MAFS #7- We are bored, so very bored. Not even new couples can save us. But we still watch as the show is our ixpert shitty match. We are its wives and it will draw us back if it wants to.

[Dillite2]

Seeing that last week was so boring without any great takeaway quotes or events to inspire a great title.

What time is it tonight?

9pm. I'm assuming it'll be the same tomorrow but maybe 8 on Wednesday again?

Oh goody. I can continue watching more trash TV for another hour

I honestly don’t know, it’s all in Korean 😂 I only got them because it was a buy 2 items get 1 free thing, so I got them thinking they wouldn’t do a damn thing but they did. It says to leave it for 30 minutes but I did 40 so that may have helped.

They have similar thing for the neck which I am going to get and even though it’s only temporary ( even if just a few days) I’m hoping it will “snatch” some of my neck in😅 it looks uncomfortable as hell but I have 0 intentions of getting laser, HFU and other such treatments… I’d rather just save up for my neck lift.

I’m just leaving Zumba will do it when I get in which will hopefully be at 9pm on the dot

@Charredtea @TinselAngel

Dinner party time! Drunk shenanigans! I wonder how many will have dressed in accordance with - Boobs or labia, never both.

They do them for the entire face, like a puzzle.

Fuck off Dean

Can we move on from the Assassination of Sarah now? It's stale and it's not entertaining.

Thanks!

Deans accent

🤣🤣

I can't be disrespected again. Change the record, FFS.

Dean thinking he’s the prize makes my skin crawl all the more

Dean needs disrespecting a metric fuckton more than he has been.

Sarah, there is never going to be a spark!

The . Editing. Is. TERRIBLE.

Dean should have been paired with a chubby girl

Creepy Dean eyeing up Sarah like she's a doughnut.

Ah, but then he would be all offended that he was given a fatty and not a thin woman as he deserves.

Steven being a total arsehole again. In a shit jumper. I swear he gets more rodent like by the episode.

Steven is punishing Nelly now

Ugh Steven. So they've shagged but he can't be arsed showing affection.

Divarni really loves his woolly condoms

Totally. 'I might hold her hand'