MAFS #7- We are bored, so very bored. Not even new couples can save us. But we still watch as the show is our ixpert shitty match. We are its wives and it will draw us back if it wants to.

[Dillite2]

Seeing that last week was so boring without any great takeaway quotes or events to inspire a great title.

Yes! We said the same.

I’ve just come looking for comments on the high cut 😂

I wasn’t disappointed.

boobs or labia. Never both.

Couldn’t watch it tonight as family over, but have very much enjoyed reading this thread before bed, hopefully I’ll get to see it in the morning as I’m intrigued about this god awful swimsuit…..Will it put me off my breakfast?

You will certainly see what she had for breakfast!

Just watched now. I forgot it was on. It’s so boring I find it hard to concentrate on.

In the words of Leah’s friend Paula - I honestly think that this all just needs to be stopped.

Yes I guess so.

For me It just solidifies what I say about needing to be made of strong stuff to go on that madhouse, you either have to be so fame hungry that you will literally sell your soul type and play the game so to speak or be strong enough to say to the partner I don’t like you, it’s never going to end up in a relationship so let’s end this misery and both write leave, and if that fails (although once someone tells you they don’t like you physically then they shouldn’t even want to hang around) tell the production, screw this it’s messing with my mental health/wellbeing so I’m outta here at the next commitment ceremony regardless of if the clown writes stay.

Crazy health related incident yesterday so missed MAFS and had to catch up just now. All good, not dead.

Wow, those swimsuits - think bum floss + chain mail is sending mixed messages personally...

I think Grace will stay away from Reiss. He's had botox and filler which is why he can't stop looking like he's sucking up a plate of spaghetti. Not as much as Leisha who can't move anything. They should really warn advanced users of Botox not to pet animals, as they go on facial expressions to know if you are trying to eat them. That poor dog probably saw FrankSidebottom bend down and freaked the fuck out. Duck Face Reiss deffo should have accompanied her to the hospital though. I do think he's got some rigid opinions on how women act - "it was just a scratch" ignoring the stray dog in a foreign country part, "girl can do ballet" not something manly like me because I don't want to be scared by a woman because it's not attractive (I think he said she looked good but she's lost femininity points on his scoreboard for the kickboxing she does). I am glad she calmed down after the boat chat - I feel she really needed to know he was thinking about marriage and not there for fame - she's clearly not thought the show through.

Nelly and her family are so over Roland. His weird wispy beard makes him look like an angry yoof outside Londis. Her and Sarah gave it a bash and ended up with jerkwads, time to write LEAVE. No one could say they didn't try.

Possibly an unpopular opinion but I'm not warming to April - she seems quite a cold fish. She's fairly funny, very open herself but she stares like she is judging quite harshly. I personally feel MulletMan has much deeper emotions than her buried deep down in his cheese wheel soul and she isn't going to wait around for him to feel comfortable around her enough to give her his cheese wheel. She's giving me surface level vibes and he looks like he is going to fall for her very heavily to me.

Another boring episode. The producers are useless.
Yawn. 😆
Next year, I'm definitely boycotting mafsuk. Looking forward to the Australian show already.

It is very slim pickings isn't it? The longest conversation was Frank and Duck and the most repeated word was Mango.

I forgot the names of chainmail floss and no blinking clue, but they seem super fake. Grins plastered on while they shower the sand out of the crevices they've been wedgied into by the bikini, outside for the camera. Ick.

Jesus Mary Jones!! I’ve just seen the swimsuit. ‘Trauma dumping in a cheese string’

think I’m going to have to forward through the Reiss and thingy’s scenes, he really shouldn’t be there…lots of aggyness, gesturing and not being able to grasp the situation ….oooo squirrel!…squirrel with a mango!

@FirstCuppa Frank Sidebottom! 🤣 made me chuckle, blast from the past 🤣

Am still catching up, but utterly perplexed by how Sarah received a much greater dressing down than Stephen at the second commitment ceremony. The experts really don't like her do they! And they constantly make her feel bad for not being attracted to someone with obesity and who raps. Meanwhile, no mention re Stephen and his sloppy head misogynistic comments, him showing no concern to his partner or for him being aggressive towards women.

Thanks for the new thread @Dillite2

I haven't watched last night's episode, but I've caught up with the thread which was far more entertaining than any episode so far in this series. We need the laugh emoji back!

Is tonight the commitment ceremony?

Dinner party I think.

Damn I was hoping we might get rid of some of them

I’m already boycotting Big Brother. Considering boycotting MAFSUK but I’m worried I run out of shite reality tv to watch. Love is Blind US on Netflix is currently propping me up.

Why do all the wives have the same pjs in different colours and patterns?

I presume, product placement like in MAFS NZ when they were all eating magnums at random moments.

Maybe, but they are not branded or sponsored by Boohoo or whatever like Love Island. I would imagine the dinner party outfits are supplied.

Me sitting here with my gold eye patches, eating a magnum, pulling my cozzie out of my bum!

They should really warn advanced users of Botox not to pet animals,

That quote has made this season of Mafs worth it 😂 😂

Reiss is just awful.
Something off about April as well, can't quite put my finger on it.

It pains me to admit this, but I have to say Leah's gold patches are working wonders 🤣
Looking at her, her friend Paula, Crystal and her mate. Leah does have flawless and shadow free under eyes! Compared to everyone else
Christ I've been influenced 😂 I'll be thinking Deans been hard done by next 😆

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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You are an advertiser's dream! Bring on the pjs and magnums.