MAFS #7- We are bored, so very bored. Not even new couples can save us. But we still watch as the show is our ixpert shitty match. We are its wives and it will draw us back if it wants to.

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Seeing that last week was so boring without any great takeaway quotes or events to inspire a great title.

Hah! 😂

Leisha is giving Fatal attraction vibes.

the cheek of craig david getting eggy about Bo-Selecta and then going on to willingly do those adverts!

Leisha assumed that her potential husband would be blown away by her and pawing at her like a hungry puppy and it looks like that's all she really wants from a husband. She doesn't really care what he is like as long as he's, to use the parlance of our times, 'obsessed'.

She said in her initial chat with the ixpert, that most of her relationships don’t work out because the men think she is too much.

So I’m wondering if she’s looking for someone who can handle her, and she’s pushing hard to see how frightened he gets and if he can handle her, before she gets too involved.

Or…..she’s just a nutjob

You know how they say, you should never dim your light for someone else? Leisha definitely needs a dimmer switch or two.

Oh god please don’t hot dog and April fall apart. They were the great 2025 hope!

I totally get what’s she’s saying through. Chemistry/ sexual attraction is very powerful and it seems like they have that. However if they aren’t meeting on a deeper level and he’s only ever going to be surface level (not saying that’s all there is to him - obviously there is editing) then I really understand why this relationship wouldn’t be fulfilling enough .

I wonder if a hickie from kernickie would cheer her up?

Didn’t Fiz, Tyrone and Kirk have jackets like this in Corrie?

Read the room Leishaaaaarrr

Married at First Sight (UK).

Highly addictive brain rot. Step away from the remote control and avoid the E4 channel.

A tea towel over the budgie cage

Fiz did I’m sure

I think she just can’t help it. Like the rest of them. She needs therapy. Not a ( challenged) bloke

Nutjob

Reiss speaking sense there.

DO YOU LIKE ME? DO YOU LIKE ME?! WHY DON’T YOU LIKE ME?

We still have Davide & Keye! 🤞🏼

Another dodgy bikini. That woman's poor flaps must be begging for mercy.

Yeah I guess that makes sense!

It’s all very strange the way she’s going about it though. She seems a bit off…I think he’s managed to calm her down now surprisingly.

She really wants get that arse out😵‍💫

I feel like we’re watching them shagging 😬

Yes! Damn, I've been trying to work out what I'm looking at and its a shmullet!

Is she auditioning for only fans ? ( boak) 🤮

Maybe it's a new kind of contraception, make yourself so uncomfortable and thrush ridden you don't shag them on the honeymoon.