MAFS #7- We are bored, so very bored. Not even new couples can save us. But we still watch as the show is our ixpert shitty match. We are its wives and it will draw us back if it wants to.

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Seeing that last week was so boring without any great takeaway quotes or events to inspire a great title.

If leisha was a bloke saying all that stuff we’d be calling him a psycho for sure . I get wanting clarity and commitment but that’s the type of conversation you might have much later down the line when your actual partner is suddenly giving ambiguity

Her poor shoulders and sides having those strings digging into her skin trying to hold up her boobs.

Ooh, I was wincing seeing that red bikini floss. Ouch!!

She has welts from that bikini

My flaps need scaffolding these days.

Fair point. In a bloke that would be scary

Leisha looks like Janice Dickinson mid way through her surgery madness.

She thinks she’s gonna be like myleene class in celebrity jungles

Her face reminds me of the mask from Saw.

Reiss wouldn’t take his child boxing if she was a girl and would encourage her to do ballet?

Grace will have a field day with him….

Accurate!

@browneyes77oh yes. Thank good for those two

Reiss is so Joey Essex crossed with Jimmy Carr that he’s quite distracting to watch.

Oh mullet, don't go all Cabbage Bez on us.

She wants the opposite of what JR wants

Isn't it always the way that one partner is the chatty one and the other one is the one that listens?

Leisha talks like she's in a nightclub or a noisy turbine room the whole time.

Yes, she's the noisy turbine

🤣🤣🤣

What's an introverted extrovert? The opposite of an extroverted introvert? Surely you're one or the other?

Two adults having a reasonable conversation. Well done team dogsled.

It's someone who needs to come up with an excuse when in a tight spot

Can’t April just bide some time here? Give hotdog a
chance

Abby needs to not sit on any surfaces that have been in the sun! She'll be getting burns in places you don’t want burns

I’ve always described myself as a extroverted introvert funnily enough.

I’m sociable and super chatty, but I also hate people and like to be left the fuck alone 🤣