MAFS #6 Now Bez has gone, who will follow? Perhaps PaRaper the Rapper, Steve, who lives to deceive, or the polite misogynist who just wants to be loved..

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What were they arguing about?

I genuinely thought he may have learning difficulties when I first saw him and he was telling his supermarket story. His eyes just look really vacant. Total creep.

Davide told him to do up his jacket?
The bastard!

She deffo speaks and thinks too fast for the alpha Essex prototype

I just can't with that face. It's a good thing she lives in Scotland, the heat down South would make it all melt.

A coat. Makes a change from a dress.

Why fuck around with your face like that?

she looks absurd

Somebody hadn’t done their coat up

Weirdly controlling

Tbf a 2- bar fire would melt her

She’s a headache in human form

Keye doing up a coat of David's that he was wearing

She wants to be a housewife. Hmm.

Living on matchbox with a stranger, with no work to do during the day or any other distraction. Then piling alcohol on top of the boredom.
It's no wonder the couples fall out with one another 🤷🏼‍♀️

She's opting to play the part of the wife AND kids. Maybe that explains it.

Reiss is not on the normal bus, is he.

As well as being a bunch of emotional misfits

If Reiss was a bit less intelligent he'd be a pot plant

Nope 😵‍💫

Who has had to countersign his consent form for this?

Dressing gown, slippers, newspaper. Whut?

The last time someone told me to do my coat up I was about 6.

Don’t worry someone Will complain about a hat soon. We are going through all sorts of apparel related arguments this year.

I feel like Reiss is a bad actor playing a part. Badly