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MAFS #6 Now Bez has gone, who will follow? Perhaps PaRaper the Rapper, Steve, who lives to deceive, or the polite misogynist who just wants to be loved..

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menopausalfart · 07/10/2025 17:00

NO SPOILERS.

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browneyes77 · 07/10/2025 20:33

Dillite2 · 07/10/2025 19:37

You set the precedent, we simply follow.

Honestly, I just wasn’t able to do a title without it rhyming. It’s like a weird reflex 🤣🤣

Dillite2 · 07/10/2025 20:39

dapsnotplimsolls · 07/10/2025 20:27

Waitrose Wazzock?
Tesco Tosspot?
Aldi arsehole?

I vote for Tesco Tosspot. No way would he be welcome in Waitrose.

Dillite2 · 07/10/2025 20:43

browneyes77 · 07/10/2025 20:33

Honestly, I just wasn’t able to do a title without it rhyming. It’s like a weird reflex 🤣🤣

Mafs is dafs and it makes us all laffs. Grooms badooms and brides collides. We watch with fever whilst the neighbours all tremor.

Dillite2 · 07/10/2025 20:43

Nobody said it has to make sense

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 07/10/2025 20:45

Placemarking!

QuickNameChange22 · 07/10/2025 21:00

Placemarking! Can't watch tonight because Tuesday is firmly Bake Off night followed by an early night for an early morning 🥱

opencecilgee · 07/10/2025 21:03

On at 8pm
tomorrow!!

👌

dapsnotplimsolls · 07/10/2025 21:03

They don't want to clash with the Traitors.

FirstCuppa · 07/10/2025 21:04

Thanks for the new thread!
Did they say it was on tomorrow at 8pm rather than 9?
Sorry just seen yes above!

menopausalfart · 07/10/2025 21:04

@FirstCuppa Yes, 8

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TinselAngel · 07/10/2025 21:04

opencecilgee · 07/10/2025 21:03

On at 8pm
tomorrow!!

👌

That’s very inconvenient for me.

FirstCuppa · 07/10/2025 21:05

Mr Bean looks like he is going to be dull as ditchwater. I also don't know how many times I can hear him saying "Owaa"

Dillite2 · 07/10/2025 21:06

31 my fat arse! If she's 31 I am a fucking prima ballerina.

dapsnotplimsolls · 07/10/2025 21:06

Bubbly. And SHINY.

opencecilgee · 07/10/2025 21:06

Another one with a kid

more parents than not on this year

TinselAngel · 07/10/2025 21:06

Yikes. Fillers

FirstCuppa · 07/10/2025 21:06

Ooh, is this why Sarah had to be the villain - they couldn't have two bubbly Scot's being funnier/wilder than the men?

browneyes77 · 07/10/2025 21:06

Oh god it’s the shit chat up line guy with this girl isn’t it?

cremello · 07/10/2025 21:06

Her cheeks man. Jesus Christ

opencecilgee · 07/10/2025 21:06

The reason she’s single is she’s bat shit crazy

Bourneo · 07/10/2025 21:06

Gum disease!? Ewwww!

opencecilgee · 07/10/2025 21:07

cremello · 07/10/2025 21:06

Her cheeks man. Jesus Christ

Totally over done it

browneyes77 · 07/10/2025 21:07

Dillite2 · 07/10/2025 20:43

Mafs is dafs and it makes us all laffs. Grooms badooms and brides collides. We watch with fever whilst the neighbours all tremor.

🤣🤣

menopausalfart · 07/10/2025 21:08

They've matched cheeky minx with Ed Gein.

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cremello · 07/10/2025 21:08

Why would you want your face to be 18" wide

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