MAFS #5- Stevo is a massive knobbo, Ixperts are still gaslighting the contestants. We wish for more and get nothing but sad care bears. NO SPOILERS

[Dillite2]

You lot need to stop talking so much. I am 3 pints of gin in, it's hard work with everyone wanting to be in my business 😉

Oh crikey.

The next two look….erm….interesting

His pick up line has already put me off him though.

Eh?!? What am I missing 🤣

I’ve not got to that yet 😳

ALL I am thinking of is how much it will stink of old beer all the time

I concur 🤣

That was Keye’s own Mum.

Even more so then!

Total waste of space. Literally

Well yes.....

It was the way that he just started disappearing. Beautiful.

Have you seen those cocktail dispensers where you get a pod but have to add your own booze? I think they’re even worse.

Who do we think looks like her?

I wanted to give MAFs a miss this year, but those discordant bells broke my resolve…wish I hadn’t give this show my time of day.
Same old misogyny, double standards and apologist attitudes for awful behaviour.
The three new lads almost offer some light relief

edited to add nice to see some familiar folk @browneyes77 @murasaki and thanks @Dillite2 for the thread

Crystal

I’ve not finished tonight’s yet, but god Ashley is so bad. The way he was chatting last night it was obvious he was expecting sex and thinks Grace led him on. No Ashley, women can change their minds and maybe if you weren’t so repulsive in your views Grace may want to fuck you. He’s so creepy. Now he admits that he did just want her to wear a dress so he in fact was trying to pressure her into doing what he wanted. Ick.

You know we’re here every year! 😂😂

Last night, the way the ‘expert’ gave Steven a way out of his anger and disgusting name calling to poor Nellie. Blaming it on unresolved trauma, ffs. Nope, just another angry man who can’t communicate well in a disagreement. The women are getting gaslit this year. They had more of a go at Sarah for what she said about Dean, than about Steven calling Nellie a ‘fucking idiot’ and the whole group ‘cunts’. Unbelievable.

John reminds me of Rylan! They seem well suited so 🤞 they save this shit show !

I'm confused. We had no in-laws week for Dean and Sarah or T-1000 and Nelly. Yet next time is supposed to be JR/Div and Davide/Keye? And two more weddings?

I was hoping to see the other in-laws week today with the other two dodgy couples.

Paul

I like John, his eyes are very intense but I don't think he deserves all the nasty comments here about his looks 😶 him and Abi seem well suited and relatively normal

I think I heard that it's only on until Wednesday this week, so I guess if there's one new marriage per day, they can fit the other inlaws in. Maybe.

They seem to have brought everything forward this year?

Usually they don’t bring in new couples until about 4 weeks in do they? The intimacy workshop super early. In-laws super early.

Is there some new bits they’re bringing in this year? Or just mixing things around in the format because they think we’ll like it?

I'm so fickle, I got a tear in my eye at Grace getting the 'A' on her nail, it's a small step but a big gesture - maybe she is learning to compromise a bit more. Absolutely not suggesting she goes the Sarah route either but little acts like that is her love language I think.

Right now I am massively Team John, he's gorgeous, radiates goodness and seems genuinely ready to settle down. I'll be sad if I am wrong!

Just catching up, just seen Grace and her friends. Like others, I'm very bored of dressgate now. Blinkless seems like a decent guy, the guy who picks women up in supermarkets seems dull. Hot dog guy? Hmmm.

I get the feeling they're compressing it into fewer weeks. Which will make DP happy at least.