MAFS #5- Stevo is a massive knobbo, Ixperts are still gaslighting the contestants. We wish for more and get nothing but sad care bears. NO SPOILERS

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You lot need to stop talking so much. I am 3 pints of gin in, it's hard work with everyone wanting to be in my business 😉

the coming soon footage suggested drama with the mum

what a let down

How do you get the beer into it? (You can tell I wasn’t concentrating on the ad).

Jesus, hope he knows that he's also marrying her mum.

Her mum knew she picked bad eggs.

Just realised neither of them have kids in tow like most of the others.

John needs to sort his posture out. He sits like Gru from Minions

Can’t wait for Davide and Keye to meet John

Surprised he's not an open eyes kisser.

I am Gru

And Abi looks like a young Penelope Keith

She’s easily pleased. I’ll give it a week

Wait he was in a long term relationship and he doesn't think he's been in love before
But in the VT he said it'd been a long time since he told someone he loved them 🤔

🤣🤣

Ha at Davide sliding under the table in the preview.

😂😂😂😂

Oh my giddy aunt

I have absolutely no idea. I shall be leaving it to my partner and his brother. I’m convinced it’ll be used for 2 weeks over Xmas and then never used again like so many other gadgets.

Has Abi’s mum has lobotomised the dad

What the hell was he wearing? A double breasted corduroy suit?

Oh good! More nutbars incoming

Wouldn't you if your partner asked your mum if she's had anal?

New guy is creepy.

Gru

🤣

My grandma's old sofa covers

It seems a faff just for Stella