MAFS #5- Stevo is a massive knobbo, Ixperts are still gaslighting the contestants. We wish for more and get nothing but sad care bears. NO SPOILERS

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You lot need to stop talking so much. I am 3 pints of gin in, it's hard work with everyone wanting to be in my business 😉

Ashley's sister fighting his battles....

what is that wine? It looks vile

Does Grace have a split personality??
That's another weird 180

Thatbwas a very wise thing that she said there-they need to understand each other more.

£179 !

Told you. It’s Co-op Pinot Grigio Rose

Its quite strong stuff 😂

That lasagne looks untouched

To dispense Stella?

I wonder whether my local one has any. I feel like we could all do with a bottle this week.

Mum in pole position for the interrogation.

IME people who say they can suss someone out immediately can’t!

Shut up mum FFS

The secret to Abi's mums long marriage: don't let your husband speak. Ever

Why isnt ‘ hubby’ there?

Oh my god!! The mixed messages. Getting the nails done with an A embossed on the ring finger to emphasis ownership!?!
Buying him a shirt to wear to the dinner party, buying condoms.

But god forbid he mentions she nuzzled his neck and he suggested she wore a dress once or twice. And he's misogynistic?!?

Wow 😲

Those flowers are huge

🤣🤣🤣

I’m on the Red tonight.

Blossom Hill Soft & Fruity. I like the good stuff 😂😂

We are buying BIL one for Xmas apparently.

She’s onto something

Is he even at the table?

He’s under the patio

Mum wants him to move into their house with them

That's some solid advice though. My aunt and uncle have been together for about 40 years and their secret is that he sips beer, naps in the car whilst she shops and carries the bags. Speaking isn't part of that deal.

Like Cheryl Cole’s mum