MAFS #5- Stevo is a massive knobbo, Ixperts are still gaslighting the contestants. We wish for more and get nothing but sad care bears. NO SPOILERS

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There's a MN thread about Dean and Sarah. So many people not liking her.

In years to come, when we are all dribbling in care homes and can't remember our own names, we'll remember that.

I agree. At the start, I thought Grace wouldn’t manage without her friends, but now I think they’re only going to make things worse

I don't think they even told Steven he was being disrespectful, which is the worst thing to be because Sarah is that.

Maybe Fucking Idiot and Cunt are new words of respect and affirmation for the men on MAFs. Wouldn't surprise me. Next year they'll have a workshop on How To Gaslight Your Woman With Expert Help for the men as the first port of call before Sex Table, just so there might be a few takers of the Ball Gag.

And wondering whether the car parking reference meant anal sex.

Steven is a grade A knob, like hell is this the first time he's had an outburst like that. He is an angry man and if Nelly was my daughter and I saw her being treated like that I'd be banging on the door telling her to pack her suitcase.

Also getting so bloody tired of Grace. I'd love to know what has actually been said between her and Ashleigh but I feel like she seeing offense in everything he does. Not looking forward to the next episode with that lunch with Grace's "we all learnt something new today" friends either 🤢

Reciting it like it was something that happened to us or our nearest and dearest so the care home staff are like wtf 😂

It absolutely did. Unless she has 2 fannies.

Also, I'm not a Sarah fan AT ALL but last week and this week the "experts" properly ripped into her, how many more times can she apologise?!

Haha! I was thinking about that the other day!

They'll be thinking 'Gaston, isn't he a character in Beauty and the Beast? Maybe daps needs to be on the 'special' floor.'

It definitely did.

Anyone else suspicious about exactly how Nelly broke her rib?

Can’t believe Steve hasn’t been told to leave.

#teamsarah

I don't think I want to read that. It'll give me the rage.

I still disagree, so we’ll be having doddery fisticuffs every day, as we’ll keep forgetting we argued about it before.

Steven is getting TRASHED on Twitter.

And many many people calling out the ixperts for going hard on Sarah but not on Steven!

This one was a personal fave. They even copied in Kier Starmer 🤣

I think Grace’s issue is that they are not well matched so her fanny has clamped shut. She is probably not a touchy person but that does get worse if you’re with the wrong bloke!

She is more educated than him and has more about her. He likes throwing balls around and sounds like he wants someone who wants to dress up nice for him and sit in the pub watching other men throw balls around.

Genuinely interested, what did you think he meant?

Ejaculating outside rather than inside her.

I love that Paul is the only ixpert that seems to get tagged in these. Are the either two not on Twitter?

Kier Starmer 🤣🤣🤣🤣

That autocorrected to Keith Starmer. I nearly left it.

@browneyes77 that's amazing. I wonder wtf they want Starmer to do about it?!
It's concerning that this is being touted as relationship advice but they should have tagged Jess Phillips, surely? She'd have something to say!

He does actually look like a Keith.
Mind you, not exactly a Firestarter. Scratch that.