MAFS #5- Stevo is a massive knobbo, Ixperts are still gaslighting the contestants. We wish for more and get nothing but sad care bears. NO SPOILERS

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You lot need to stop talking so much. I am 3 pints of gin in, it's hard work with everyone wanting to be in my business 😉

Oh God, Grace’s awful friend.

Too soon for inlaws!

Look at him crying! Give the man an Oscar.

Was it just me or did they ignore when he called everyone cunts?

Ugh

Send this mammy round to sort Steve out

The mum in tomorrow's episode looks like a wizened version of Grace!

If only that new mum was on the couch with Nelly !

Or a restraining order

Apply for future series? Hmmm, nope.

Graces friend is awful, so painfully right on.

Friends and family so soon? They are really turning it all back to front.

The new Essex groom (he has got to be be 100% from Essex),are we sure he is 100% not gay?

I knew it would happen. I called it.

Sarah gets villainised for making a drunken flirty comment to a gay producer. But Steven, who’s been aggressive and verbally abusive to his wife and others, gets let off the hook, because you know ‘trauma’ 🙄

I immediately thought he was gay 😂😂

How many new couples were there last year? I can only remember one.

Perhaps I should. I am single, have more baggage than Heathrow Terminal 5, can gaslight like there's no tomorrow and am good at pulling faces.

Looking frosty! He called her a fucking idiot on camera! Sorry am on catch up so behind the other comments

Nope. They completely glossed over it.

100% and I bet Sarah is kicking herself she didn't bring up her deceased alcoholic Mother as an excuse for her comment now

It's hard to tell with Essexians

Just googled - there were 3 new couples last year, I'd forgotten Gaston was a later one!

Why does this Potts bloke not wear trousers?

<turns over >

Hopefully no bumhole will be getting terrorised this year

I'll sign up to be in an intimacy free face pulling passive aggressive relationship with you as long as I can wear the golden face patches of power and watch my football team on the telly.