MAFS #5- Stevo is a massive knobbo, Ixperts are still gaslighting the contestants. We wish for more and get nothing but sad care bears. NO SPOILERS

[Dillite2]

You lot need to stop talking so much. I am 3 pints of gin in, it's hard work with everyone wanting to be in my business 😉

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She kinda did as all she kept saying was "I don't have the time, I don't have the time, I don't have the time"

Whereas the other lads probably like him because he's no issue or threat to them, just a bit of a father figure.

That was me, sorry! But he does..

I’m so tired and yawning was it always on this late!??

@Dillite2 That looks like Crystal.

is It just lesbians & nasty Steven / Nelly left to go now?

No, it was always on at 7pm which was a lot more reasonable.

It pisses me off when it doesn't finish at 10pm.

I am a bit confused by it to be honest, not like she's talking about her biological clock. I think a lot of women need counselling on how sometimes you are better off alone than compromising on a man with giant ears who smells of cabbage...

It actually does!

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Now Joe’s declared undying love watch them all scramble for top couple & say any bloody thing to claim the spot aka Bailey 🤮 Sadly for him Rebecca wasn’t on the same page lol

But how can we include delightful Steven's fucking fucks fuck idiot etc before 9pm

How does Crystal get her hair to stay perfect and smooth all the time? Perhaps it's too scared of her and therefore complies and doesn't go out of shape.

Ooh eck. Here we go. Beauty and the beast (cat weasel beast)

If I was a proper trained massage therapist I’d be really annoyed with this programme

Because it is actually a lego helmet!

Sorry...realised that's not crystal with the lego hair...although could still be lego..must be hair extensions right? Because anyone who doesn't have shitty thin meno hair like me must be paying for their hairsurely...

The UK one has always been at 9 since I started watching it a few years ago. It doesn't normally go this late though. The Oz one is usually 7.30.

Crystal spot on there - not one of the couples was ready for Sex Table

It’s like Miss Piggy’s hair.

Yes! There's just so much ooomph.

Hi-yaa!

I'd love to know what Leah looked like before she started arsing around with her face.

Why are the ixperts pushing so hard for these couples to shag?

Let them do whatever they want to intimacy wise if or when they’re good and ready for it!

Paul behaving like some kind of pimp!