MAFS #5- Stevo is a massive knobbo, Ixperts are still gaslighting the contestants. We wish for more and get nothing but sad care bears. NO SPOILERS

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You lot need to stop talking so much. I am 3 pints of gin in, it's hard work with everyone wanting to be in my business 😉

Wow - "nice to know that she has got feeling in there!" That's HARSH!

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There I was thinking Little Miss America Pageant, but Miss Piggy is better

I am so bored of everyone's pasts and them just banging on about their past all the time. How about they start living in the now? They might enjoy it.

My dog has the most toxic farts known to human kind tonight.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/36808110/mafs-uk-star-looks-completely-different-before-fillers/

Paul big on affirmation tonight.

Well they've got about 10 mins to make it all Nelly's fault amd let Steven off the hook.

Thought it was me just getting old it’s past my bedtime!!

JR bloody finger clapping - what a twat.

Can only be your fault I mean you provide the food that ferments the farts 😂

I have seen pictures of her before and I honestly think she looked much better before the work she’s had done!

When Mel said "well" there I really wanted her to finish off with "aren't you a c*nt Steve!"

Oh god, I hope they boot Stephen off.

Still on catch up. Ashley and Grace mismatched. She’s too something, bright, feminist, independent, grown up, I don’t know but I feel like Ashley is used to operating at a different level with women for whom a suggestion of a dress or getting their nails did is par for the course and makes them feel fulfilled and satisfied.
i wouldn’t feel fulfilled by a transactional relationship like this. I don’t like men telling me what I should look like or wear. I hope she doesn’t dumb herself down to stay in this process

Why are they all acting surprised he was calling her that? He called them all c's yesterday!

It is my fault, I put too much offal into this batch. But still!

Oh, fuck off Steven. You gaslighting fucker. Your bullshit stinks.

They should bring in a big boot and kick him off.

fucks sake mate you were calling her an idiot, it's on bloody camera!

Leave, Nelly, Leave!

You know Mel's pissed off when she raises her chin like that.

Steven lying through his teeth.

Steven’s whole argument is idiotic!

He is pissed off about other people talking about his previous behaviour/sleeping with a celebrity. But if he hadn’t introduced these topics, no one would know! He is the one talking about it!

Well. Mel seems to have seen him for who he is. For the moment.

Oh how I'd love to see John Atkin cut Roland down to size

That's always the case.

Yeah, Stephen trying to backtrack and change the narrative. Run, Nelly!!

“I didn’t mean it directed at you”

Who else were you calling a ‘fucking idiot’ then Shithead Steve?

And not only that, but when she said you shouldn’t be name calling, you said “fuck off then”.

Trying to do damage control because you behaved like an aggressive arsehole….knob.