MAFS #5- Stevo is a massive knobbo, Ixperts are still gaslighting the contestants. We wish for more and get nothing but sad care bears. NO SPOILERS

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You lot need to stop talking so much. I am 3 pints of gin in, it's hard work with everyone wanting to be in my business 😉

Maybe she saw his bank account

Less fuzzy if she hadn't cancelled that waxing appointment...

These two will be leaving. Just for our sake, I am bored of miserable Anita and doozy Paul.

The experts should have seen that too. He's not mature enough. Many of the men aren't.

He's not an onion he's a Cabbage!

Well done Anita! No bull shit

Free Anita ##

Poor Anita, such a waste of time. Mine and hers!

Finally some sense.

They agreed in advance, I think. Good for them.

Thank fuck for that.

Yay, no more cabbage Bez!

Ah they managed that quite respectfully. Sarah, take notes!

1 couple gone, 2 more to follow. Fingers crossed.

Let’s face it Ash said he wanted a Tomboy Barbie or something & is into traditional gender roles. G is the polar opposite so can relate to what she’s saying b’cos he cld be a bit of a caveman. But a nice guy nonetheless. Grace needs professional help though. She only wants any touch on her terms exclusively. Happy to let him pay for her twice. And after a romantic night out it’s not unreasonable for him to want to get close to her. Don’t accept the offer for him to pay then when he shows sexual interest you won’t be able to conflate the two.
She has significant sensory issues about touch has gone into detail about them long & hard but then when he mentions they’re a factor & difficult to work around she can’t handle it.

I heard something lovely today, that you don't find yourself. You build yourself.

But that being said, after not even dating once in the 15 years since his marriage breakdown. Cabbage Bez had no business coming on this.

Mental, i understand grace’s anxiety about the sometimes perceived transactional process of dating and i find the programme very weird that people are encouraged to become intimate with actual strangers so id never dream of signing up for it but why on earth has she gone on this programme when it’s all so clearly difficult for her ?

Anita leaving the experiment…..

Ok I get the Bez part but what’s the cabbage about 🤔😅

Cabbage Bez seems very popular with the group

Huzzah!

Paul has huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge ears!

Didn't like how he kept saying Anita wanted it to be instant. She just wanted him to ask her about herself and show he gave a shit, which he didn't manage to do in over a week.

Someone said he looks like he smells of cabbage!

Anita just didnt fancy Bez. He’s a bit minging with ab annoying personality