MAFS #5- Stevo is a massive knobbo, Ixperts are still gaslighting the contestants. We wish for more and get nothing but sad care bears. NO SPOILERS

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You lot need to stop talking so much. I am 3 pints of gin in, it's hard work with everyone wanting to be in my business 😉

I think she's feeling pressured but then remembers herself. Yes, leading him on perhaps but only due to the pressure they all get.

In the real world they've been dating 2 weeks so he shouldn't be feeling like they should be shagging already.

Is Charlene wearing handcuffs??

The L bomb dropped again!

Fuzzy feeling? Fuck off!

Maybe she peed herself

😂 she bloody is! She must have nabbed them from the sex toy table, clearly Ann Summers is sponsoring this episode as well!

Bailey is full of shit 😂

I don't like the wide-eyed screaming Rebecca does when he says that - these two just seem very boring to me. Most exciting bit there was that he had drawn a love heart on his paper...yawn.

This is exactly how I see it, the mixed messages and offended by everything.

Yes they are ill matched but he certainly isn’t giving off vibes of intentionally being a git… unlike that damn abusive Cat Weasel 😡

No alphas mentioned tonight. Whatever next?

She can use them on Steve later when they escort him out to the waiting police car…..

Bless her not only has the Botox made it so she can't move her face, it makes a strange vein on her head look more prominent 🤦🏼‍♀️😩

These two are boring

They actually are!!

Not sure what I had was a fuzzy feeling.
More like a feeling of wanting to throw up!

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Oh Anita did a little fist bump as she got up there!

I see it the same aswell

But that’s no surprise as we seem to agree every year 🤣🤣🤣

Hahaha I had the exact same thought

She don’t half wear some tacky shite!

Word salad incoming

I just record the next morning at 8am one then whizz through the ads. Tried recording the 2am one, but the sign language woman got too distracting.

I'm still not sure how Rebecca went from looking down on Bailey at the wedding to where she is now.

I hate that look 😫

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