MAFS #5- Stevo is a massive knobbo, Ixperts are still gaslighting the contestants. We wish for more and get nothing but sad care bears. NO SPOILERS

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You lot need to stop talking so much. I am 3 pints of gin in, it's hard work with everyone wanting to be in my business 😉

I was thinking maybe she's asexual but then I remembered from her initial voxes that she said she'd had lots of situationships.

They're so badly matched.

Why did he ask hwe to wear a dress? Where were they going, a ball?

Im team Grace here. She's a bit odd, but i understand where she's coming from

I was thinking that

Grace is such hard work!

These two are so far apart with what happened that it's actually hard to tell who is right and who is wrong.

Maybe because he didn't want her to feel under dressed considering where they were going.

Dean, she’s my wife of course I can touch her when I want to - what the actual fuck

I can’t blame the bloke for thinking he was getting a shag when she suggested buying condoms TBH

It's been about 2 weeks! "Can't do this forever" - but you don't have to shag just because you're told to!

I agree!

I think Ashley is trying and is out of his comfort zone, but gets lots of contradictory messages from her.

Dude looks worn out and like he doesn’t know whether he’s coming or going.

Paul nodding along with Ash.
So Ash can say things that aren't received well, but not Sarah.
No Paul, he shouldn't be talking about her nails at all!
Ash just wants sex and won't be putting this much effort in. She's not the Barbie he wanted and is turning out to be hard work.

So Grace has to say 5 positive things about Ash, but he doesn't have to do that to her?!

So again, on the woman to sort it out 😡

I don't think it's about shagging but about the constant mixed messages and everything he says being taken as an offence.

Ah they did briefly tell him to do it too.

Grace is being bombarded and feels it's all for sex.

why would she feel under dressed? It’s London. Anything goes. Anywhere! Any restaurant, bar, theatre…anything is fine

She’s mentally checked out

They need to go back to how MAFS was when it started and there was no expectation for anyone to have sex

She must not be allowed her nails done when she’s midwifing?

This!! It’s damned if you do, damned if you don’t. She’s stressing me out

Argh

thwy gonna save steve til the end aren’t they

Here come the fake-oes. I am so not convinced by these two

I will say, I get the impression he might have taken her to a Mayfair ‘sexy fish’ type restaurant, which is a bit more glam and women do dress in a very styled way.

I don’t really think that’s her cup of tea, but it’s the kind of place people like Ashley would choose on a trip into the big city.

Is it the botox?