Mafs Thread 4-Dizzy Dez is not the best. Rapping Dean makes Sarah scream. Crystal tips has frozen nips. Experts are oblivious. Alphas are mysterious.

[Dillite2]

I tried!

Lol, if I felt insecure every time DH didn't kiss me in the morning....
Tbf he's scared to come near me in the morning...
Not without cause

I went out with someone about 10years ago who looked a bit like Steven, he was a robot too.

Sarah’s been muzzled.

I always hated it when DP has tried to kiss me in the morning.

No kissing until I’ve brushed my teeth! 🤣

Yes I agree. I had lots of people who talked me into accepting crumbs and making me feel like a bitch for not respecting his absent mindedness, which only seems to affect him when it was to do with me, not his job, hobbies, friends, family etc

Yeah, I’m not sure about him either.

Was that an advert for channel 4 version of race across the world?

Steven gives me psycho killer vibes TBH , there, I said it

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

I reckon Mel isn’t there for the commitment ceremonies- the glimpses we see of her are dropped in so it looks like she is there.

This Paul expert is a walking bag of platitudes and cliches.

Does Steven have a stick-on fringe?

Tell her about it, tell her all your crazy dreams. Let her know you need her, let her know how much she meeeans

qu'est-ce que c'est?

He’s like one of those “eat love pray” plaques

😂😂😂

Checking in

Ha you got there before me

Should someone have to consistently reassure someone who’s that insecure though?

Give Nelly some therapy sessions to work on her insecurities, don’t expect her partner to constantly have to do it.

Time do you call this? 🤣🤣

What’s the scandal behind Steven?

I don’t believe he is wearing socks.

I would be really shit in a relationship as I am not willing to be vulnerable or require constant affirmation. I do need spiders removed from the house and bins emptying. And the fire alarm's battery changing.

Steven is a bit like the evil liquid terminator

Yes. He really is