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Mafs Thread 4-Dizzy Dez is not the best. Rapping Dean makes Sarah scream. Crystal tips has frozen nips. Experts are oblivious. Alphas are mysterious.

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Dillite2 · 30/09/2025 22:10

I tried!

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Donttellempike · 30/09/2025 22:16

murasaki · 30/09/2025 22:14

You seem a tad obsessed. We're two couples later now.

Maybe do a rap about it

3456DDF · 30/09/2025 22:16

What eejit can't remember his own kids names and has them tattooed??

That seriously is not NORMAL

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 30/09/2025 22:16

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 30/09/2025 22:16

Waffle waffle waffle. Bez looks like he smells of cabbage

🤣🤣🤣

Pianoaholic · 30/09/2025 22:16

Good for Anita!

Donttellempike · 30/09/2025 22:16

Well done Anita 👍

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/09/2025 22:17

I hope Sarah and Anita form a 'gaslit by Paul' club.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 30/09/2025 22:17

Yay, go Anita! Finally someone honest and straightforward

LeaAndDer · 30/09/2025 22:17

I want to slap Paul

murasaki · 30/09/2025 22:17

Shame she'll be held hostage with Cabbage Bez.

71Alex · 30/09/2025 22:17

ruethewhirl · 30/09/2025 22:13

Thanks for the new thread @Dillite2!

Is it just me who doesn't think Leah is all that girly? Leigh seems very keen to categorise/pigeonhole other women.

Leigh said she was attracted to masculine presenting women. I don't think Leah is at all masculine presenting. She is not super girly, but I'd definitely describe her as pretty. I think it's a very odd choice to match them.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 30/09/2025 22:18

LeaAndDer · 30/09/2025 22:17

I want to slap Paul

Careful, his toupee might come off

menopausalfart · 30/09/2025 22:18

@ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs
Waffle waffle waffle. Bez looks like he smells of cabbage. 😂

Pianoaholic · 30/09/2025 22:18

LeaAndDer · 30/09/2025 22:17

I want to slap Paul

Which one, they're both awful!

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/09/2025 22:19

Donttellempike · 30/09/2025 22:16

Maybe do a rap about it

Someone loves Dean
And thinks Sarah's mean
She's not dumb
She's just Dean's Mum

browneyes77 · 30/09/2025 22:19

So Paul tried to blame Anita, when her Paul is the one who needed the telling off.

The guy hasn’t made any effort, can’t answer a question straight and basically told her he hadn’t gone in there to find love, but to go on a journey of self discovery. Dude can go travelling or go and see some self help guru for that shit, but chooses to go on a dating show.

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 30/09/2025 22:19

LeaAndDer · 30/09/2025 22:17

I want to slap Paul

I’d like to pick cabbage Paul up, swing him round and hit nasty Paul with him

3456DDF · 30/09/2025 22:19

Paul will just play the victim now <yawn yawn>

He is a masterclass as to why women in their 50s on the whole prefer to remain single.

We'd rather be alone that with self-absorbed, boring, childish men like him. Our bar isn't too high, but most men just CBA to put in any effort.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 30/09/2025 22:19

That Argos doll gives me the heebs.

murasaki · 30/09/2025 22:20

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 30/09/2025 22:18

Careful, his toupee might come off

It totally is a syrup, isn't it. I was wavering, but am firmly in camp wig now.

Donttellempike · 30/09/2025 22:20

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/09/2025 22:19

Someone loves Dean
And thinks Sarah's mean
She's not dumb
She's just Dean's Mum

😂😂😂😂

browneyes77 · 30/09/2025 22:20

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/09/2025 22:19

Someone loves Dean
And thinks Sarah's mean
She's not dumb
She's just Dean's Mum

🤣🤣🤣

Donttellempike · 30/09/2025 22:20

Years of heavy drinking will give you a memory like Paul’s claiming to have.

Dillite2 · 30/09/2025 22:21

Donttellempike · 30/09/2025 22:20

Years of heavy drinking will give you a memory like Paul’s claiming to have.

Appearance too

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 30/09/2025 22:21

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/09/2025 22:19

Someone loves Dean
And thinks Sarah's mean
She's not dumb
She's just Dean's Mum

Nice raps, daps! 🤣🤣

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 30/09/2025 22:22

Poor Anita

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