Mafs Thread 4-Dizzy Dez is not the best. Rapping Dean makes Sarah scream. Crystal tips has frozen nips. Experts are oblivious. Alphas are mysterious.

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I tried!

Ah well, he has to go then. What does he think this is, the Oz version?

That would be a spoiler and they’re not allowed in here.

Not sure if someone has created a spoiler thread yet, where those things can be discussed

Put them away Dean!

Please god don't give the sex toys to cabbageBez!

Steven’s inner terminator coming out already

And there goes dinner.

I can hook him up with a good bra fitter

Moobs that is, in case anyone missed them (luckily)

😂

There’s a spoiler thread https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5419421-mafs-uk-2025-spoilers-thread-not-tv-paced?latest=1

Gawd, bit soon for intimacy week!

Billy Joel gives me the ick

Yeah but at least it’ll be over and done with

Bet Sarah was super happy about that 🤣

I mean there’s nothing sexier than whipping a blokes man boobs 😂😂

Not going to reveal anything but 😮
Hell’s teeth!

These episodes are way too long. They have doubled the runtime but not the content time.

Ah, the T-1000 😂

God. Forcing people who don't find a person attractive to be intimate with them in any way, shadow or form is gross.

See you all tomorrow.

I'd quite like to see birth certificates for most of the cast. I'm not at all convinced by some of the ages shown on screen.

So you're saying your love language is acts of service 😂

These are my requirements too! Plus getting stuff from the shelves I can reach. Simple needs.

Ugh, just had a peek at Twitter and most people are hating Sarah. Hmph.

I think she’s doing her best and she’s being gas lit by the experts.

Yup. I think the years of watching and also being on MN have made us the real ixperts.

I am a night behind and out tomorrow so fully expect a whole thread to catch up on by then.