Mafs Thread 4-Dizzy Dez is not the best. Rapping Dean makes Sarah scream. Crystal tips has frozen nips. Experts are oblivious. Alphas are mysterious.

[Dillite2]

I tried!

Ooh. I bet the bodybuilder gets paired with the skinny ginger guy. Just to make her look like a bitch when she bench-presses him.
Reiss and April then? I'm going to pre-emptively say Reiss will be a wanker. I think it's the Wolf of Wall Street suit when he's a decorator.

That means we must be down for a mass-exodus next week.

They always pick the most unflattering photos of the contestants.

Oh nooooooooooooo, I love Manny, can't stand Dean!

I’ve finally realised who Steven reminds me of it’s Ronnie off Love Island !

Yes! I’ve been thinking that.

Poor Sarah, she has Stockholm syndrome. I don't even know if Dean fancies her or he just fancies having any women fancy him, as it's so unusual.

He comes over as disingenuous. I have no idea why everyone keeps saying 'he's such a nice guy' as he seems off to me.

Steven is quite menacing, why are the iXperts not learning the lesson of last year when that awful man had to be removed (can't remember his name). Why do they let vulnerable women in with men with barely concealed aggression. The iXperts have no knowledge of emotional abuse, coercion, bullying, aggression at all and always fail to protect the vulnerable women, whilst berating the other women for not fancying any old man they've cooked up for them.

I’d
like to know Paul’s backstory. What he did for work. He’s 60 and retired.

So annoying there's nothing out there on what he used to do!
I also want to know what investment bank Stevo works at...if indeed he does as the speculation is he doesn't.
And I want to know who the Z lister is and want them to give their side of the story (rumours it was Tasha love island).
And I still want to know how the no mark got on to the so called exclusive dating app.
And more so want to know what kind of drugs the ixperts and producers take when they are matching these people up...because it's obviously really trippy shit!

You could ask him but he's probably forgotten

I questioned his investment banker claim 😄😄😄

That man is not 60. I'm 66 and I wouldn't touch him as he's too old for me. Like in his mid to late 70s.

He’s enjoying controlling her.

When JR was telling the others about Steven's indiscretions they were talking about 'Raya' who I took to be the Eurovision singer from a few years back

Unless I misheard

Raya is a dating app for celebs

@Pinkfluffypencilcase I fear you are right. He's a very manipulative person, horrid.

I'm unsure of Leigh, she comes across as forceful and unpleasant, intimidating. I wouldn't like to be paired with her, Crystal is able for her, so far.

@Dillite2 we need a new thread girl x

Oooooh. That explains it then 😂

I like Leigh. I think she’s sound!

I didn’t even remember the singer of the same name. Wonder if she’s on it 😂

She'll probably grow on me, can't see her growing on leah, time will tell.

I thought Raya was a person too, 😅 chat to you all all on the next thread.