MAFS UK Thread #3. Lips, nips and crystal tips. Washerwomen Feminists. It's almost time for a dinner party! NO SPOILERS.

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I hope nobody minds, but since I saw "lips, nips and crystal tips" in one of the comments, I just had to make it into a thread.

Does his face look like someone looking in the back of a spoon?

He needs to be validated as a stud. Being rejected by a woman is a shock for our resident fuckboi.

I experienced a cyclone in Mauritius. It was a truly scary thing to witness.

I'm afraid it's not a 'mask' with Bez. That is what he's always like!

I think everywhere they’ve gone is out of season

Euuqww grey shit lid is cringerama

He’s bordering on sex pest territory

How old is Rebecca?

He’s making my skin crawl now

32 supposedly

Are the producers locked in with the for the duration of the cyclone?

He’s eeeuugghh.

32! Hard paper round

Anita's gone to dinner as a lampshade.
Or one of those things your granny put over bog rolls.

Bargain basement Bez is seriously wearing

Hard botox.

I think all the treatments are ageing.

Which is ironic.

BudgetBez

Why is he on the show? Can't be Instagram clicks, surely?

Says a million 50+ women all over the country

Is Anita the most natural looking woman on the show? Along with Sarah maybe?

All the rest are so bloody plastic.

Anita’s vag has just slammed shut !

Agree, that dress is truly awful.

Temu Bez??

This is quite depressing. 😭

Being single is a good option I find.