MAFS UK Thread #3. Lips, nips and crystal tips. Washerwomen Feminists. It's almost time for a dinner party! NO SPOILERS.

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I hope nobody minds, but since I saw "lips, nips and crystal tips" in one of the comments, I just had to make it into a thread.

Ageist - I’m a granny and my toilet rolls are naked!

🤣🤣

I think he did really well on mastermind about bees. I thought they were really off with asking him a question around acronyms when he’s dyslexic

Ah, but you weren't a granny in the eighties....

Push him off that canoe

Stroking?

Rebecca swimming in the sea with a full face of make up

relax a bit!

No one needs to think about shitbez stroking anything.

Poor Anita, she seems lovely, and he's a berk.

I don’t think pound shop Bez is a good partner

he doesn’t have very much at all . Has he signed up for the right show reckon he wanted Big brother

I think Bailey is revolting. I’m muting him

Bailey is just relieved he is going to get sex.

I still haven't got over someone pointing out he looks like the cartoon character Arthur.

Bailey is giving me the ick

Oh fuck off with your alpha man shit.

Pound shop Bez 'we've been matched for a reason' funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time.

Has he not seen this show before?

@murasaki he does.😂

That’s what he thinks. She’s probably too slidey

Omg this is Bez grey shit lid whatever at his very worst so far! Really showing his awful colours- the pointless imbecilic hedging of non answers to every possible conversational advance by the woman is just too painful

is Rebecca wearing one of those floral fence screens?

He's going to sleep for two days. Nice.

to not ask her 1 thing - how rude

He is beyond annoying

Is he on a different honeymoon to her?

I think he thinks he's a philosopher.