MAFS UK Thread #3. Lips, nips and crystal tips. Washerwomen Feminists. It's almost time for a dinner party! NO SPOILERS.

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I hope nobody minds, but since I saw "lips, nips and crystal tips" in one of the comments, I just had to make it into a thread.

Yes that’s why I stay single 🤣🤣🤣

Snap.

Rebecca's face is melting

Does rebecca ever not have a full on face of slap?

FFS REBECCA - STOP WITH THE ALPHA SHIT

It looks like a lamp

Catching feelings? It's not covid.

A bloody LOT of patience more like

I would need to have a lifetime supply of alcohol to deal with the "jokes"

He’s as sexually alluring as a tweed cap and tartan slippers

Paul talked about his dad dying the day his son was born, but son nowhere in sight at the wedding! Wonder what’s going on there?

Anita being very upfront. I really like her.

Which one is Paul?

Old Dean

Oh. I am really not paying attention tonight.

I've already forgotten his name, let's stick with shit Bez.

Anita’s kids not there at the wedding?

cant blame them for not wanting to be filmed

Shitbezgreyshitlid

Bez Lite.

Bez is way more appealing (in a fucked up, fried my brain with pharmaceuticals, way).

Greylid?

What situation???

He’s giving me David Gest vibes

Cape Verde looks freezing

Bailey’s desperation is so off-putting

Wow that was awful song