MAFS UK Thread #3. Lips, nips and crystal tips. Washerwomen Feminists. It's almost time for a dinner party! NO SPOILERS.

[Dillite2]

I hope nobody minds, but since I saw "lips, nips and crystal tips" in one of the comments, I just had to make it into a thread.

And now she's wasted it before a dinner party.

oh god please not a song

If he’s yelling now she should walk. He’s known her 3 seconds

Nooooo don’t say that

What is it with singing men this year. Just don't.

And it’s crap

Make it stop!

Sorry. But it's not!

cringe and craptastic - just make them not

It did say he was a composer ( but didn't say a composer of shit songs!)

What????

Poor Anita

🤢🤢

What are we watching. This season is crazy

NO EAR NUZZLING.

Didn’t JR and Divarni just have a slight disagreement on a camel? What am I missing?

WTF was that?

Oh no, Anita is going to crick her neck avoiding him for the photos.

And he’s starting on the dodgy ‘jokes’ already.

Has Paul got a wig on? His hair looks odd. If it is a wig, will there be a dramatic reveal?

I can’t stop laughing at the tele…
like is so bad !!!!

This is making me cancel my marriage counseling and stick with my current twat. Honestly at 50 is this all we have is the shit everyone else divorced?

Anita desperately trying not to let her face say”what the actual fuck”

Rebecca is totally eyeing up the staff there.

Have the ixperts purposefully stitched up the U.K. crowd?

DH thought maybe a toupee. I just think it's been combed forwards a bit.