MAFS UK Thread #3. Lips, nips and crystal tips. Washerwomen Feminists. It's almost time for a dinner party! NO SPOILERS.

[Dillite2]

I hope nobody minds, but since I saw "lips, nips and crystal tips" in one of the comments, I just had to make it into a thread.

Paul can fuck off with Dean

Does he carry that pencil around everywhere with him?

Paul’s no Cheryl Cole

What the fuck is Paul yapping about?

The guy can never answer a question with a straight answer.

He talks utter nonsense.

Paul is such a fucking embarrassment. On all levels. Imagine being known as his friend even.

Plus he’s a smirking twat.

Not really. What makes you think I like you?

Cheryl was prepared to fight fight fight fight fight for this love

Feel sorry for Paul's daughter.

Crystal Tips ‘fuck me’ made me laugh so loud I woke the cat up.

I just don't understand why Paul even signed up to the show. He couldn't be any worse suited if he tried.

Sarah will hate this from Joe.

Sarah looking gutted that Maeve and Joe are getting on. Laser beams coming out her eyes!

Paul has this manner that he thinks he’s above all this. I am with Anita all the way. He’s a waste of space

Amen. Time waster.

Anita seems pretty cool! Good EQ, patience of a saint. He’s ruined her.

I missed it last night - was Paul hoping for a dollybird?

Sarah is GREEEEEEN with envy that Maeve has Joe

😂😂😂😽

Divarni driveling again

I wonder if Paul's daughter signed him up for this because she needs some help/ respite.
The not listening, having to have everything written down. Think they hoped for a Carer at first sight 😳🤦🏼‍♀️

A cardboard cut out I think, not a real person.

Your sex game

Yes. Bet that’s it

He’s very good at word salads.