MAFS UK Thread #3. Lips, nips and crystal tips. Washerwomen Feminists. It's almost time for a dinner party! NO SPOILERS.

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I hope nobody minds, but since I saw "lips, nips and crystal tips" in one of the comments, I just had to make it into a thread.

At least she didn't say his height

I love Sarah’s facial expressions

JRs fingers are sooo spindly and bendy!

She's very good at fake crying

God 😓The weeping is getting old

What an unnecessary, shit stirring question.

Here I go again, actively investing in a tv show that I turn off at the end saying 'what a pile of shite' each and every evening.

Can remember f* all about last season and will instantly forget this one as soon as the last 'set up to fail' couple has a tv gold barney at final vows.

Any notion of this 'experiment' genuinely being about bringing like minded people together is negated by the absolute donkeys they pair perfectly nice people up with.

Delighted we've made it to a dinner party. Have to fast forward through so much of the wedding filler.

Here we go...

She can't say it as there are too many to choose from.

I wish JR would stop fucking playing with her hair

JR does know it's not a competition, right?

My thoughts entirely!

Is this your first time watching? 😁

Oh the old 'it's not who I am' line incoming tomorrow. It is, you said those things.

Poor Sarah. There have been couples where someone is genuinely abusive and the experts haven’t said a word to them

Whenever Divarni speaks I think of Joey from Friends and
“Love is based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that is given and had is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing
and receiving ... we too can share and have and receive”

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Alas I am (very unusually) going out tomorrow and Thursday evening.

Spot on 😂😂😂😂

She wasn't even saying anything that bad I think? Just that she didn't fancy him and that his rapping/singing was getting on her nerves.

She doesn’t like him. He annoys the shit out of her. It’s never going to work.

She’s obviously not the kind of person to play along with things she doesn’t believe in.

Do they want her to lie?

I made the mistake of watching BB instead last night, I was out tonight and will be out for the next 3 nights. Arse.

Spot on!

I've only watched a bit of tonight's but Sarah didn't seem that bad. Not sure why she's getting a whupping from the ixperts.

What's all this having a social life during MAFs season malarkey? Disgraceful!

She compared him to a care bear, the horror!