MAFS UK Thread #3. Lips, nips and crystal tips. Washerwomen Feminists. It's almost time for a dinner party! NO SPOILERS.

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I hope nobody minds, but since I saw "lips, nips and crystal tips" in one of the comments, I just had to make it into a thread.

No joke would land with crystal she's got zero sense of humour

Brilliant! 🤣

😂😂😂

Beautiful! Perfect! Poetic!

LEIGH’S FACE

I love her severe clothes

Sarah's definitely in trouble tomorrow with the ixperts.

Looked like a slapped arse

Which is how it’s looked the entire time she’s been in the experiment

Thing is, Sarah was honest re her intensity answer. Had she been fully and entirely honest and said he’s fat and I’ve got the ick, they would have crucified her all the same!

Just tuned in. Has Crystal laughed at any point in the ixperiment so far?

Leah waving a white flag with SOS in red lipstick 💄

She's given everything??? I think not!
Im no fan of clown boy Dean, but i really don't think she's given anything! After all, how can she get to know him when he DOESNT EVEN HAVE TATTOOS!!

I thought the ixperts only saw the dinner parties? How can the questions in the box be from them?

I hate how it's transparently a big wind up.

Her face is expressionless pretty much
There may be a reason for that though!

Telling the unvarnished truth would have been worse for Dean.

At least she took a diplomatic route.

And I hope she gives the ixperts a piece of her mind.

Laughing must be disruptive to her chakra. Or something

How can people go on this show. ??

Imagine having to spend hours on end with a really really annoying twat. And having to pretend you might want to shag them one day

It is completely beyond my understanding 😵‍💫

If I was Leah, I’d take that crystal she gave her and lob it at her head

Or shove it somewhere else...

She's not getting close enough to Crystal for that.

I will never ever understand why they would do it. Even if it is for insta fame, that is my worst nightmare

I like Sarah's honesty, they are not suited
Dean would annoy me
Tattoo man would be more suited to her.

Crystal is like a slightly misfiring robot. Nelly waaaayyyy needy. Yikes .

A different husband
A different husband
A different husband

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