MAFS UK Thread #3. Lips, nips and crystal tips. Washerwomen Feminists. It's almost time for a dinner party! NO SPOILERS.

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I hope nobody minds, but since I saw "lips, nips and crystal tips" in one of the comments, I just had to make it into a thread.

She said to keep it to a miminum.
Unfortunately to Dean, that meant he would still rap....he can't help himself

Christ Almighty - Sarah’s dress!

Its her mourning dress

The bottom half of that dress is awful.

I’m really annoyed the ‘experts' slagging off Sarah when they have done her a dirty with the match

agree with PP throw him in the sea

Some kind of doily? Net curtain?

There's no bottom half! Just her granny pants.

And some shit mesh.

Leotard and a net curtain?

From the dressing up box

Div is a proper div

JR. sounds like a 6 year old. Drama central

Leah is channelling Karl Lagerfield

Fire up that gas light, Dirvani.

Dean’s issue is not physical

I know that she's pissed off but Sarah is coming across really, really, really mean and cruel towards Dean, the fool.

Sweet Jesus, the Honesty Box!

JR is giving me Jacqui vibes...

Grace's tits also looking for an exit

Divani won't be honest as it will hurt his pride.

Do they usually have this so early on?!

Yes she is, she’s really frustrated. But she’s coming across as shallow and bitchy

Rapping is hard:

Sarah says I’m fat
I ain’t got no tat
She don’t want that
She wants her own flat

Crustal was not happy there at all. Strop is incoming in 3..2..1

Leah trying to cleverly show the group the real Crystal there!! 👏🏼