MAFS UK Thread #3. Lips, nips and crystal tips. Washerwomen Feminists. It's almost time for a dinner party! NO SPOILERS.

[Dillite2]

I hope nobody minds, but since I saw "lips, nips and crystal tips" in one of the comments, I just had to make it into a thread.

Yeah, I was thinking you don't keep tabs on your other half at a party at all times, FFS. I'm sure she was sitting to D's right and his back was slightly turned so he didn't notice they'd left. Seems mean asking him where his wife is when you know they've left - he probably thought she was in the loo.

The ixpirts focus on all the wrong things. It’s ixasperating!

It’s a cover for being crap. I don’t think he’s got memory loss.

The first couch session should be fun!

I was thinking the same but didn’t know how to phrase it. 😂

It’s a real shitshow this year 🤣

That's literally their only ixpertise

🤣🤣 Mine would head south once they’d escaped through the armpits

I think the ick-sperts are being harsh on Sarah, saying she’s airing their issues and disrespecting Dean to everyone. She’s just being honest! The guy IS an embarrassment who can’t read the room because he’s too concerned with Doing Dean and his toxic positivity

Mine would treat that dress as a floss

I thought rapping was only to be on request??

Mute button ahoy. Too late

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Dean. Fuck off

I did say I bet he rapped in the shower. I had hoped I was exaggerating.

Sit down, Dean!

Fucks sake Dean.

Shut up and sit down. Nobody needs to hear your shit rapping

I don’t like the continuity drinking glasses.

Dean needs Wrapping. In polythene. Weighted with rocks. Then thrown into the sea

Sarah expressly asked Dean not to rap or sing.

And he ignored her.

No, really proves they plan to really mess around with the edit

You can't say that producers don't listen to our feedback

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What the fuck is Sarah wearing?