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MAFS UK Thread #3. Lips, nips and crystal tips. Washerwomen Feminists. It's almost time for a dinner party! NO SPOILERS.

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Dillite2 · 27/09/2025 21:38

I hope nobody minds, but since I saw "lips, nips and crystal tips" in one of the comments, I just had to make it into a thread.

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murasaki · 29/09/2025 21:18

Paul has a PhD in it always being someone else's fault.

Donttellempike · 29/09/2025 21:18

dillite · 29/09/2025 21:17

Paul admitted that his first marriage failed because he was a shit husband. And yet he has learnt nothing in those 15 years of being single.

He’s probably worse to be fair.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 29/09/2025 21:18

TinselAngel · 29/09/2025 21:17

Somebody on Reddit said Paul looks like Compo from Last of the Summer Wine, and I agree.

Except Compo was quite funny....

SabrinaThwaite · 29/09/2025 21:19

Anyone else seeing the Turkey Teef ad?

opencecilgee · 29/09/2025 21:19

Leigh keeps saying asshume

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 29/09/2025 21:20

SabrinaThwaite · 29/09/2025 21:19

Anyone else seeing the Turkey Teef ad?

I've got an ad for therapy. Quite apt during this show

browneyes77 · 29/09/2025 21:20

Paul seems like an overgrown child.

And he has zero self awareness, zero awareness of other people’s feelings, zero emotional intelligence.

No wonder he’s been single for 15 years.
He’s probably driven every woman he’s ever met up the bloody wall!!

Donttellempike · 29/09/2025 21:21

browneyes77 · 29/09/2025 21:20

Paul seems like an overgrown child.

And he has zero self awareness, zero awareness of other people’s feelings, zero emotional intelligence.

No wonder he’s been single for 15 years.
He’s probably driven every woman he’s ever met up the bloody wall!!

He seems to have a complete inability to listen or change either

PollyDarton1 · 29/09/2025 21:22

dillite · 29/09/2025 21:13

Is anyone else in agreement that JR was after a swinging off the chandeliers kinda sex and Divarni turned out to be the slow, smooth, missionary kinda sex that's done with in 3 minutes?

I’ve said that from the moment she was questioning it the next day. I reckon he was a total disappointment (for JR anyway) in the sack and I think even though Divarni is insufferable in his own way, she’s given very little back (answering him with one word answers, non committal etc). It might be why Divarni thinks they are better off than they are!

Donttellempike · 29/09/2025 21:23

JR has the ick

browneyes77 · 29/09/2025 21:23

Sarah is going to see Joe and be dribbling

RancidRuby · 29/09/2025 21:23

Hilarious that Divarni thinks they are an inspirational couple, deluded.

StaySpicy · 29/09/2025 21:23

The pencil 'tache is back.

Donttellempike · 29/09/2025 21:24

browneyes77 · 29/09/2025 21:23

Sarah is going to see Joe and be dribbling

Or crying

RancidRuby · 29/09/2025 21:24

browneyes77 · 29/09/2025 21:23

Sarah is going to see Joe and be dribbling

💯

browneyes77 · 29/09/2025 21:24

Oh, Charlene.

Them holding hands is not a good sign

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 29/09/2025 21:24

Dont like Sarah's dress. I guess she is in mourning..

RancidRuby · 29/09/2025 21:25

Sarah is knocking that champers back.

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 29/09/2025 21:25

mxd · 29/09/2025 21:17

I watched that in the ad break and all the shr and jr (jrain instead of drain) sent my stress levels skyward 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thank you though, it is interesting!

Pollqueen · 29/09/2025 21:25

Did JR and Div have sex on their honeymoon?

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 29/09/2025 21:26

Expert Paul has come as a T-bird

RobynRB · 29/09/2025 21:26

Yes rapping is code for something else.

StaySpicy · 29/09/2025 21:26

No Charlene, it's not code for something else!!

murasaki · 29/09/2025 21:26

Haha at rapping being code for something else. It would be better if it were.

SabrinaThwaite · 29/09/2025 21:26

‘I sense the rapping is code for something else’.

Yeah, like I CAN’T STAND HIM.

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