MAFS UK Thread #3. Lips, nips and crystal tips. Washerwomen Feminists. It's almost time for a dinner party! NO SPOILERS.

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I hope nobody minds, but since I saw "lips, nips and crystal tips" in one of the comments, I just had to make it into a thread.

I reckon he raps during sex.
Going south with me mouth
coming up for air and me mouth say, yeah.

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤢

Yeah for sure. Crap sex by the seems

Sarah's going to be an ugly drunk.

Hope so 🤣

He's got no tattoos. Listen to yourself

Yes

No tattoos. How will he survive?

Maeve-y getting Wavy...

Sarah looking disappointed when Maeve said she was really happy with Joe

“He’s lovely” trans. I hate him

She can’t help it if she doesn’t fancy him. And him being an annoying attention seeking twat is not helping the situation

Must have missed that but she does seem to be holing him in barely concealed contempt

re. Dean. In case not screamingly obvious

Sarah is so boring with her tattoos. That's all she cares for.

I don't know why Sarah is going on about the lack of tattoos, the main reason she doesn't like him is because he's an annoying twat.

Joe looks like someone who would have been in Heat exiting a nightclub with Kerry Katona

She will never be at that stage with Dean. Amd she'll be furious that Maeve has shagged tat boy.

Exactly!!!!

Not yet at that stage with Dean???? Can't see her ever being at that stage with Dean. I think she would rather set herself on fire than have sex with him!

Joe looks like Blu from Love Island

He could have a full body tattoo but it wouldn't change his twattish personality

I think we all would to be fair

I think tattoos is Sarah shorthand for I hate every atom of him

They did a 180! Yes, finally... not a bloody 360 = back where you started.