MAFS UK Thread #3. Lips, nips and crystal tips. Washerwomen Feminists. It's almost time for a dinner party! NO SPOILERS.

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I hope nobody minds, but since I saw "lips, nips and crystal tips" in one of the comments, I just had to make it into a thread.

We’ve come back shtronger

there is no H in stronger ffs

Ha at JR, 'we do not have the same reality'

He's got his chest held high???

Oh definitely

Divarni definitely seems immature enough to not be adventurous in the slightest.

A very unconvinced look from JR there.

I reckon he sings 'smooth operator' during sex.

ewwwwww

"We've got our chest held high" did Div really just say that???😂

Most of them are just sharing with really annoying flatmates.

OAP guy seems like he has adhd

Paul could get stabbed if he doesn’t calm down

Poor Anita, she's looks wrung out.

Anita looks like she wants to scream

For all Paul's faults, I think Anita could cut him some slack while he's looking round the flat - he's just showing excitement.

I'd volunteer

He is so ignorant

Paul's response then could have been 'you have children Anita?'

Good for you Anita.

He just doesn’t read her face, she’s miserable

Good move, Anita. He won't understand why.

Paul admitted that his first marriage failed because he was a shit husband. And yet he has learnt nothing in those 15 years of being single.

Somebody on Reddit said Paul looks like Compo from Last of the Summer Wine, and I agree.

I don’t. He’s a selfish contrarian know all