MAFS UK Thread #3. Lips, nips and crystal tips. Washerwomen Feminists. It's almost time for a dinner party! NO SPOILERS.

[Dillite2]

I hope nobody minds, but since I saw "lips, nips and crystal tips" in one of the comments, I just had to make it into a thread.

I've been married 20 odd years. No way would I share a toothbrush!

Will those tight bun hairstyles just die already. They suit no one

Gosh, Grace has warmed to Ashley.

They should all make a pact, one year, to pretend to like each other. No drama. Nothing to film here.

"Who would've know we didn't know each other then"? Literally everyone as you literally had only just met.

Best reason to get a tattoo that...

Sarah - her face gives away exactly how she’s feeling.

I’m glad she has because I actually like him!

It's going the opposite way Sarah. I bet he raps in the shower. And while cooking.

Especially people with odd-shaped heads. They look OK on people with perfect, oval heads and faces. Everyone else just looks like a potato with a knot on top.

I'm gonna be open-minded just not that open-minded.

"I just thought that I would have been given a note husband". There, I fixed it.

Dean looking the wedding photo - "What were you thinking in that moment?"

Sarah - "What the hell have I married Billy Bunter for"

Sarah's high opinion of herself and what she expected from this process is really reminding me of Tim from Australia and it's enraging me just as much!!

That and finding out about Steven 😞🤬

I bet Dean’s office is plastered with those terrible motivational posters.

Can't help thinking Sarah's big issue tonight is being embarrassed to walk in with Dean, especially given the tattooed beefcake at the other end of the table.

Ooh, potentially needy Nelly.

I can’t concentrate tonight

No spoilers!

Nelly seems to be in the self-sabotage stage of the relationship.

Leigh is really annoying me

Leah must have the patience of a bloody saint

Crystal doesn't think there will be any issues because it's her way or the highway.

JR is completely boring

I've dated taller men than you....

Okay, what do you want me to do about that?

Is anyone else in agreement that JR was after a swinging off the chandeliers kinda sex and Divarni turned out to be the slow, smooth, missionary kinda sex that's done with in 3 minutes?