Page 14 | MAFS UK Thread #3. Lips, nips and crystal tips. Washerwomen Feminists. It's almost time for a dinner party! NO SPOILERS.

Dillite2 · 2025-09-27T20:38:20+00:00

I hope nobody minds, but since I saw "lips, nips and crystal tips" in one of the comments, I just had to make it into a thread.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 29/09/2025 17:02

😭😭😭 daddy issues oap is a mess honey

He should leave, he doesn't seem well. Even his daughter said he doesnt have anyone 😔

Anita is just playing the game til she can get away from him

Pollqueen · 29/09/2025 17:38

kenyaswhiterefrigerator · 29/09/2025 10:58

I wonder if Bailey is love bombing Rebecca. He seems OTT.

Bailey was flabbergasted when Rebecca didn't fancy him straight away. Apparently, thats never happened o him before! So I think she is now a challenge and as soon as he's won her over, he'll go off her and start fucking with her head

mumofoneAloneandwell · 29/09/2025 17:38

Pollqueen · 29/09/2025 17:38

Bailey was flabbergasted when Rebecca didn't fancy him straight away. Apparently, thats never happened o him before! So I think she is now a challenge and as soon as he's won her over, he'll go off her and start fucking with her head

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Hes punching with her tbh 😭😭😭

browneyes77 · 29/09/2025 17:41

Ah found you guys!!

Currently catching up on the first week of MAFS so will join in once I’m up to speed!!

BatshitCrazyWoman · 29/09/2025 18:09

NorthFaceofthelaundrypile · 28/09/2025 21:39

Paul talked about his dad dying the day his son was born, but son nowhere in sight at the wedding! Wonder what’s going on there?

I must have misheard, because I thought he said his son had died the day he was born ...

I'm 61. He's so ... 'wacky' and irritating. I was dating in my 50s, I was 53 when I met my chap - he's younger than me. I feel like Anita should have been matched with someone more youthful, or even just younger than her!

FirstCuppa · 29/09/2025 18:31

BatshitCrazyWoman · 29/09/2025 18:09

I must have misheard, because I thought he said his son had died the day he was born ...

I'm 61. He's so ... 'wacky' and irritating. I was dating in my 50s, I was 53 when I met my chap - he's younger than me. I feel like Anita should have been matched with someone more youthful, or even just younger than her!

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I agree about her suiting a younger man but men dating older women is apparently less palatable to the viewing public than a transwoman in a jacuzzi asserting that their medically made vagina is better looking than all of the female contestants because it was made by a man. That's a series that scarred my brain.

I think she will bond with Sarah and Grace. I think the three of them aren't part of the "Fame" wannabe set and will be completely bewildered by the dinner party. It's going to be like a primary school talent contest at this rate.

Dirvani's lyrics are actually quite catchy; I still remember them in full! I did think at the time he could have made himself sound less desperately scary by saying "don't walk away" rather than "don't run away". It was an odd choice.

Charredtea · 29/09/2025 18:52

Ugh Paul. I don’t know if I was influenced by the sinister music but he doesn’t come across as a very nice guy. Mind games .
i feel for his daughter, i hope she doesn’t go for men like her dad.

Hollietree · 29/09/2025 19:18

How on earth is Divarni a Singer/Songwriter/Producer? He can’t make a living out of that?! It was more like Ross from friends on the keyboard.

lalaloopyhead · 29/09/2025 19:25

I forgot to watch last night (!) so just catching up...Paul reminds me of Compo from last of the summer wine 🤣

Virgo1958 · 29/09/2025 19:27

Hollietree · 29/09/2025 19:18

How on earth is Divarni a Singer/Songwriter/Producer? He can’t make a living out of that?! It was more like Ross from friends on the keyboard.

Singer/Songwriter usually translates as unemployed

BatshitCrazyWoman · 29/09/2025 19:31

FirstCuppa · 29/09/2025 18:31

I agree about her suiting a younger man but men dating older women is apparently less palatable to the viewing public than a transwoman in a jacuzzi asserting that their medically made vagina is better looking than all of the female contestants because it was made by a man. That's a series that scarred my brain.

I think she will bond with Sarah and Grace. I think the three of them aren't part of the "Fame" wannabe set and will be completely bewildered by the dinner party. It's going to be like a primary school talent contest at this rate.

Dirvani's lyrics are actually quite catchy; I still remember them in full! I did think at the time he could have made himself sound less desperately scary by saying "don't walk away" rather than "don't run away". It was an odd choice.

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Aaaargh I'd forgotten the medically made vagina ...

mumofoneAloneandwell · 29/09/2025 19:36

Hollietree · 29/09/2025 19:18

How on earth is Divarni a Singer/Songwriter/Producer? He can’t make a living out of that?! It was more like Ross from friends on the keyboard.

Ahahaha it was really giving

DarkRootsBlue · 29/09/2025 19:59

lalaloopyhead · 29/09/2025 19:25

I forgot to watch last night (!) so just catching up...Paul reminds me of Compo from last of the summer wine 🤣

He is a Compo / Norman Wisdom / Bez mash-up all right. Although I feel bad mentioning Bez in the mix as he is immeasurably better than Paul.

RobynRB · 29/09/2025 20:06

Isn't it a bit ridiculous that all the women come into this with a list a mile long of boxes they need ticked (including ludicrous expectations on height), but if a man has any 'preference' about anything at all they are immediately branded a misogynist?

And while Sarah is perfectly entitled to not fancy Dean because of his weight, because unlike height it is something he can actually change, I feel like Casper is owed an apology because he wasn't given the same liberty.

Charredtea · 29/09/2025 20:16

RobynRB · 29/09/2025 20:06

Isn't it a bit ridiculous that all the women come into this with a list a mile long of boxes they need ticked (including ludicrous expectations on height), but if a man has any 'preference' about anything at all they are immediately branded a misogynist?

And while Sarah is perfectly entitled to not fancy Dean because of his weight, because unlike height it is something he can actually change, I feel like Casper is owed an apology because he wasn't given the same liberty.

I thought Rebecca came across as a bit stupid constantly banging on about an ‘alpha’. Maybe I’m out of touch and this is how it is nowadays?

AtlasPine · 29/09/2025 20:17

DarkRootsBlue · 29/09/2025 19:59

He is a Compo / Norman Wisdom / Bez mash-up all right. Although I feel bad mentioning Bez in the mix as he is immeasurably better than Paul.

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Yes! Or the old bloke on Vicar of Dibley who says - yes yes yes yes no.

browneyes77 · 29/09/2025 20:23

Right I’m all caught up now

Well what a shitshow it is this year again eh?

Most of these marriages are failing before they’ve even begun! 😂

Oh and Paul……soooo irritating!! 🤯

browneyes77 · 29/09/2025 20:25

Hollietree · 29/09/2025 19:18

How on earth is Divarni a Singer/Songwriter/Producer? He can’t make a living out of that?! It was more like Ross from friends on the keyboard.

I honestly pissed myself laughing when he started his little song 🤣🤣🤣

Pianoaholic · 29/09/2025 20:26

I think Dirvani must be hoping people will beat a path to his door for him.to 'songwrite' for them.
I think he will be disappointed.

CowTown · 29/09/2025 20:29

Hollietree · 29/09/2025 19:18

How on earth is Divarni a Singer/Songwriter/Producer? He can’t make a living out of that?! It was more like Ross from friends on the keyboard.

😂

AgapanthusPink · 29/09/2025 20:39

Hollietree · 29/09/2025 19:18

How on earth is Divarni a Singer/Songwriter/Producer? He can’t make a living out of that?! It was more like Ross from friends on the keyboard.

If you look at his LinkedIn he now works for the DWP 😂😂😂

mumofoneAloneandwell · 29/09/2025 20:47

AgapanthusPink · 29/09/2025 20:39

If you look at his LinkedIn he now works for the DWP 😂😂😂

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Ewww divarni 😭

PollyDarton1 · 29/09/2025 20:50

Looking forward to tonight, the first episode I might actually see live!

RobynRB · 29/09/2025 20:58

Dinner Party - A place to reopen wounds and rewave red flags that we'd already thought had been discussed and gotten over. What's the betting Rebecca brings up Alpha Man's height or lack thereof again, just when it seemed like she was warming to him?

dillite · 29/09/2025 21:02

My phone is charging so am having to use my back up login on my laptop tonight.

Let's gooooo! Unleash the alcohol and crocodile tears. And that's just us!