MAFS UK Thread #3. Lips, nips and crystal tips. Washerwomen Feminists. It's almost time for a dinner party! NO SPOILERS.

[Dillite2]

I hope nobody minds, but since I saw "lips, nips and crystal tips" in one of the comments, I just had to make it into a thread.

He holds his knife like a pencil 🤑🤑

Poor Anita is having to coach him on how to be a decent human. Bargain bucket Bez is a contrary fucker.

Poor Anita.

Stab him

Bez is a proper smartarse know nothing twat

Funny old man

Another one who should be under the patio

No wonder he was single for 15 years. The man is a caveman.

Pillow over his face during his two day sleep. No judge in the land would convict.

Do they vet these humans!?

Oh god this preview. I called Dean rapping first, last week.....

University of life

HKLP
An acronym meaning 'Holds Knife Like a Pen'.
This is one of the most damning indictments that can be made of a person (they probably aspire to own a hot tub, too).

Mehhhh im disappointed with JR

Oh lord let the dinner parties begin! JR is so in it for the gram with the fake tears to go with the fake hair

No a different show !

Quelle horreur!

Bet he spears stuff with a fork in his right hand too.

Fucker.

Lucinda must be one of the most successful contestants we have ever had.

He doesn’t know what love is. Alright Prince Charlie.

What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

All we need is a Divarni/Dean mash-up at the dinner party.

Did Divarni take his own keyboard on the honeymoon or did the producers procure one and encourage him?

He wants her to show him.

🤮🤮🤮🤮

Love that you feel inside?