MAFS UK Thread #3. Lips, nips and crystal tips. Washerwomen Feminists. It's almost time for a dinner party! NO SPOILERS.

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I hope nobody minds, but since I saw "lips, nips and crystal tips" in one of the comments, I just had to make it into a thread.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 god help us!!!!

I hope that song doesn’t forevermore conjure bargain basement Bez 😂😂😂

Exactly. Why do you have to put a label on it. You either like him or you don't. Simples.

This thread kills me, it’s funnier than the actual programme, do shitlids actually appear anywhere else or is it just a MAFS thing?

shitlids are everywhere

They multiply. I'm watching Lucinda's show and even Keye has one. He can almost carry it off, but it's still a shitlid.

I'm getting that vibe too, although I can't really put my finger on why. I'm watching on catch-up so not seen the wedding yet, but I have a feeling Anita might be too sparky for him. She seems great though and I'm glad they've included an older couple.

That song.it was awfully short!

Can definitely see where the Bez comparisons are coming from!

Omg. Wtf

I quite like Bailey.

I think Rebecca is going to make a bee line for Ashley.

It will be a literal case of tit for tat

OMG the shagging tortoises. 😂

Pity that couldn't have been J-R and Divarni's honeymoon, would have broken the tension for sure...

Just catching up after watching. Bez comparisons were also made in this house, Anita seems lovely and much too good for him.

Hmm I think Anita is false and trouble, she's not given Paul any chance. The image she projects of over 50s dating makes me embarrassed to be that age

In what way? Just curious as a fellow over-50 (and thankfully not dating 😄)

I have a feeling Paul is looking for a ‘nurse or a purse’.

I'll wager The Bargain Basement Beta Band will be at the dinner party, with Dirvani on keyboard, Old Dean and Young Dean rapping/crapping whatever it is they're attempting to do with giant grins to court the fame sponsorships.

The tortoises were the best bit. Even there I felt the male was only really there for the leaf he had accidentally dropped on her head that he couldn't quite tongue into his mouth, while she was just stuck there mute. It was weirdly symbolic of the show so far, I felt.

I guess at least he is being realistic and only asking for one. Most men seem to want a nurse WITH a purse to see them through old age.

Were Paul and Anita actually on the same honeymoon?? 🤔

Spoke too soon.... Rebecca is falling for Bailey.

Poor Anita. Super-stitched-Up.

All these people need some damn good therapy tbh.

Where do they find these men?

I'm sure I heard on the preview someone say 'oh no she's come on her own' who do we think might have bailed already?!