EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

Janet is such a nice well behaved teen, unlike most of them!

The Sun announced Max's return even before Oscar I think

www.thesun.co.uk/tv/34998846/eastenders-jake-wood-returns-tv-soap/

Will went to college maybe? Or sixth form ?
Ricky has forgotten Charli
Lexi hasn’t been seen for a while , which is good or Denzil , although he is in it this week getting drunk at Patrick’s party apparently

Barney will become the scout leader or something wholesome! Someone might go down that route some day .. lol

If Barney has any sense he will go off to university as far away from Walford as possible!

Next week Barney fails a test at school and is stressed out over Zac. Nicola does Christmas in June too ..
mad woman !

Oh I'd forgotten Barney - another well behaved teen! He really needs to leave asap.

Libby fox went to Oxford. The twins are noisy and cheeky , but not up to too much.
Lexi is annoying , but not really naughty and not been seen for ages.
We don’t see Ollie or Annie, Pearl or Mika. Nugget I saw briefly the other week I think !
There are a lot of offspring around thinking about it !
Mostly looking after themselves especially Linda’s ones.

Tests at school in the week after GCSEs finished? Harsh!

Think Barney was doing mocks, so Y10, not GCSEs. The teens are all a similar age but different year groups I think

I thought that Barney was doing GCSE’s as Nicola mumbled something to him about ‘ make sure one of the family gets a GCSE’ , but Zac met her 16 years ago so that would only make Barn 15 !??
It must be mocks I suppose , although I’m out of the loop with exams and can’t remember how old he is in the soap. Maybe it’s extra revision ?

Some really clever ones at my old ( rough ) comp did exams early ! Dunno if that’s a thing now , I am going back years lol
( I didn’t .. )

They definitely said he was doing GCSEs. According to EEWiki he is current Y11:

https://eastenders.fandom.com/wiki/Walford_High_School

Strange that my trusty tv mag mentions that Barney fails an exam ; how would he know if it was his GCSEs ?

He probably feels he did badly and flunked it! Maybe his mind went blank or something? Hardly surprising what with everything going on in his life recently!

Yes, poor Barney ! I hope he passes them all

Re Oscar coming back. I’m getting fed up with all the returning characters. Get some new ones in, or just concentrate on the ones already there for a while. (Apart from Max because I fancy him).

Another mainly dull episode today, although I liked the scenes with Phil and Kat.

I hope Joel doesn’t get anywhere with Amy. She deserves a nice boy!

Not sure where they can go with the Nigel story now, though with his wife’s photo on the fridge I wonder if they are building up to her getting a call.

Poor old Barney and his Chemistry GCSE!

Oh dear! It’s going to be Knight wars over the pub.
G is entitled to half , I can imagine she won’t get too far saying he can’t.

Agreed @the80sweregreat. Elaine is being ridiculous!

Seems that Spencer has been told to lie about Alfie being in Australia. I’m glad it’s been addressed how ridiculous it all is.
Howie being upset around chipping in for Patrick’s party. Maybe he has financial woes ? Or needs a storyline.
All the knights need is a decent lawyer. Although I guess that G will just ask Ritchie ( via Phil?)

Poor Linda! She brought her mum in to help her run the pub and now may end up losing it because of her. She really should just have run the pub with Sharon as they originally planned.

Phil makes anything authentic I think. His a good actor and today with Kat was nice.
It would be Sharon usually for these type of scenes , but she is on holiday ( again !)

Sharon and Linda could have made a good team. Not to be.
E will discover that George is entitled to his money back and no idea where any of them will live.

I liked Nicola’s new hair do.
Elaine is starting to wind me up a bit and I usually like her a lot. She’ll drink the rum with Patrick and leave Linda to do it all I suppose 🙄
The teens don’t look after the little ones that well apparently! It’s not gonna go well.