Heading into early summer 2025. CORONATION STREET THREAD. **No spoilers please.**

[SabreIsMyFave]

Poor Craig met his maker after Mick hurt him bad
He was a bit boring, but I can't help but feel sad
Mick's wife Lou left him, can't blame her quite frankly
He's abusive and repugnant inside and out, and quite manky

Mick wants to see Kit as he knows he slept with Lou
He's got Bernie now, but what is he going to to do?
Mick's nasty little son is out of the STC
Will he be as bad as Mick, I guess we'll have to wait and see

Debbie's quite ill, she's dumped Ronnie and he's very sad
Kevin's still battling cancer, and he's getting quite bad
Glenda's the new landady of the pub now, and Jenny and Daisy are gone
And Julie has died very suddenly, I hoped she'd go on and on.

(I'm sure there's some more things going on right now, but I've only just woken up after a rough night's sleep.) 😆

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Is she mick and lous daughter? Or possibly not Micks. The daughters seemed pleasant when Tim was looking after them.

Yeah. Probably Cassie next.

Cassie's 59.

Steve's swimmers are STRONG! 🍆🤣

The Platts new interior is quite something lol

Think Lou's daughters are Joanie and Shanice or something like that

Gary was being a complete and utter wanker tonight

Did the others not pick up on the fact that Lou knew where the envelope was and why she was in Shona’s bag

also if she is so skint why is she always in the cafe

Lou was making it so obvious to the viewers that she was going to go after the envelope!

She had her eyes on it since the salon.
She was following it around the same way as you try to follow the ball under 3 cups ! 🤣

When Lou was visiting Mick in prison , the camera kept focusing on her wedding rings .

Mick seems to be eyeing them as well. 🤔🤔.

Can't wait for Glenda's drag night 🥱. No doubt we'll be treated to a couple of drag queens plus Steve and Tim dressed up as women. Hilarious.

Again, why hasn’t Lou heard of UC

Audrey must have sunk every penny she made from the sale of her property into the Platt house. It looks very fancy now.

And that garden looked massive - was it always that big?

And that portrait of Alf Roberts taking pride of place, when Audrey's not even moved in yet 😅

Wouldn't that coffee table be made from toughened safety glass? I wasn't sure how Lou fell onto it and got herself covered in glass. I would have expected her to land ON the glass, not under it.

Glenda looks rather like a drag queen herself. Just my opinion 👀

Yep
Gaslighting twat

Agree with everyone here. Gary was an arsehole, trying to make Maria out to be the villain, and AGAIN white knighting Lou. The shit would have hit the fan if my DH had been fawning over some random skank who I hated and taken her to A & E and sat with her. (After we and said skank had had a fight!) What kind of man doesn't side with his wife? What a stupid fecking storyline!

And as has been said, could they not all see that Lou had gone for the money, whether she took it or not?! Lou going all doe-eyed and soft with Gary is making me wanna chuck. Corrie are so trying to create an affair and it's pathetic and tedious.

Wonder if Sal and Tim are going to end up fostering Lou and Mick's 'gurrrls?'

That portrait always made me laugh

I am glad they got it out of the props cupboard

and how is Lou's story more believable?

Lou has no evidence but Weatherfield Plod follow their usual procedure of believing every word that the first person who reports an incident tells them

Well Lou does have injuries ?

Aren’t taxi drivers supposed to be discreet and not blab where they’ve taken their passengers?

Yeah I thought that... What about data protection. That's a security breach too. What if someone was fleeing an abusive partner?

Yeah, if anything hers was LESS believable as she was literally in the room with the handbag with the money in it! As a pp said, why did no-one clock this?! And yeah Lou has injuries, but there's no evidence Maria caused them. Just arresting Maria on someone's random say so, without any inquiry or questioning or investigating or talking to anyone else. Such bollox. 😆

Agree with everything said about Lou, Gary and Maria. It's all just so unbelievable.
David makes me laugh, the things he comes out with

Minor point I know, but why on earth was Glenda talking about "bangs" instead of "fringe" ?!

That was odd wasn't it? Seems a bit American - or something someone under 25 would say.

Agree. Had absolutely no idea what she was talking about.
Really don’t like the way Gary is treating Maria, he’ll clearly be having sex with Lou within the next few episodes.