MAFSAUS Thread 11 - (No Spoilers!): Dodgy dates with alternative mates, fast talking liars should have their plums squeezed with pliers, Wacqui Jacqui has gone off the rails, this season is full of relationship fails.

[browneyes77]

Place your best on who’s going to survive final vows.

Rhi & Jeff

Er yeah that’s it.

It’s all mad

Placemarking even though I've only just watched last night's. Loved Carina losing her shit and telling the slimy bastard to get the fuck out of the flat. Hope she sticks by her guns. Don't really like her much but he is an entire string of red flags.

Was that a set up for Jamie? I am surprised that she went.

Donttellempike

"This virgin bollocks can get right in the bin 🤮🤮🤮"

Totally agree. It sounds awful.

Maybe Ryan didn't give his number but I think Jacqui did.

Maybe Ryan didn't give his number but I think Jacqui did.
I'm sure Jacqui did, she was clear that she is free in 10 days. 😅 crazy.

This has been an episode of hyperbole 😆

• the task being described as ‘ a world first’
• Ryan describing the task as presenting ‘ a harrowing conundrum’

Anything else?

That episode was nuts!
Jacqui was yet more incomprehensible and Ryan just caved 🤷‍♀️wtf was that all about?!
Why is Awhina spending any time or energy trying to get Adrian to understand? He's a knob and she knows it. Stop talkung to him and leave with what's left of your dignity.
Dave played a blinder by not entertaining the idea but his nonchalance about Jamie going on the date shows he doesn't care.
And although it was a stupid thing for Jamie to do, I thought the no show was really awful for her.

And thanks for the new thread @browneyes77 !

I think Dave would have had a different reaction to Jamie, if her date showed up.
He seems to be invested again, his Dad gave his approval.

Have I missed something? Was it only on for an hour tonight?

He is back to like he was at the beginning where he actually looks at her any engages with her. For a while he had this glazed look on his eyes where he stared in to the distance…

Though we’re not sure how genuine he is being..

Ryan caved, I think, due to pure old fashioned jealousy..

Ryan had so very nearly escaped, with a clear idea of how bonkers Jacqui is. Sad he let himself get dragged back into her web because of his jealousy. He was so near to the land of the sane.

Following. Thank you

Teejay's has made being half Indian and half Greek his whole personality.

A sort of Stockholm syndrome I suppose

Thank you for the new thread, just caught up. Good to know that Ryan is good at patting. Priorities.

Jacqui's list was hilarious, you pay your mortgage??? I can't believe Ryan is buying in again.

Ryan, so close!

Sorry but that episode was hilarious 😆

Do you think the ixperts had something to do with him not turning up as they want Jamie and D to stay together after what they said on the couch about making an effort? TBH I reckon it’s all heavily scripted

Think Ryan was definitely jealous.

Adrian is such a gaslighter

I thought Ryan was nice about jaqui on his meet up.

DID HE?!!!!
I missed that part

Shitlid!

It's spreading!

Jamie confessing she was just a bit of a sticky beak brought back my childhood memories of Neighbours at 5.35pm on BBC1.