MAFSAUS Thread 11 - (No Spoilers!): Dodgy dates with alternative mates, fast talking liars should have their plums squeezed with pliers, Wacqui Jacqui has gone off the rails, this season is full of relationship fails.

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Place your best on who’s going to survive final vows.

Rhi & Jeff

Er yeah that’s it.

It takes an insane level of planning to write a list of put downs in readiness of hearing something that one might disagree with. Here's a list of all of the ways that this 30 minute date was better than you, my dearest husband.

I’m amazed that Jacqui’s match turned up, yet Jamie’s didn’t.

I have followed all 11 threads but this is the first time I’ve watched an episode live. I’m loving all of the posts as well as the episodes. Full scale entertainment here as much as the TV.

Do we like Dave again now?

I’m still not convinced by him, personally

He's had one of those tele novella plastic surgeries where you are turned into a completely different person. And race.

This virgin bollocks can get right in the bin 🤮🤮🤮

Yeah. I was a bit swayed by how nice he was when she went on the date. But we can’t forgive Verruca gate.

He arrived in Thailand with a kilo of coke balanced on his head shouting cooooeeeee come get meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I just saw the ad. That's below disgusting.

WTF...WTF.....I NEED MORE WINE!

“Ryan - you have nice posture and I’ve no doubt you’ll always pay your mortgage”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Looney tunes is back in the room

What’s she on 🤣🤣

She’s giving Kathy Bates in Misery vibes now

Oh good lord. I thought we’d finished with this insanity. I can’t wait for Jeff’s face

Ryan is off to find his passport ..

Has she drugged him?

She’s batshit 😂😂

Oh look. Poor wittwe Paul wasn't thinking. He didn't mean to go on a date and drool over the other woman. He is just a curious boy!

What on earth has punchy paul said this time that could be any worse?!

A curious boy with the most gigantic head...that must weigh a ton...it's like a breeze block...

She did bring that bottle of wine, so who knows.

Somehow it'll be Carina's fault that he went on the date that he doesn't regard as a date because she is :
Too beautiful for him (and he doesn't deserve her)
Too emotional
Her family are too nice
+
other variations

Watching late again today, playing catch up.
I knew Adrian wouldn't hesitate to go on a date.
Jeff and Rhi definitely for final vows. I think
Jacqui and Ryan might too, they're both potty.
Paul never heard that curiosity killed the cat. Silly man.