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MAFSAUS Thread 11 - (No Spoilers!): Dodgy dates with alternative mates, fast talking liars should have their plums squeezed with pliers, Wacqui Jacqui has gone off the rails, this season is full of relationship fails.

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browneyes77 · 30/04/2025 20:10

Place your best on who’s going to survive final vows.

Rhi & Jeff

Er yeah that’s it.

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Columbidae · 07/05/2025 09:33

AnotherNaCha · 07/05/2025 07:27

Come on… Ryan IS that bad!! He just didn’t look as bad in the end compared with J. She wasn’t clever enough to give him a “memorable” come down. It annoys me that he called her a horrible woman and now people are supporting that when he is an immature incel

I agree. Yes, we can put together why Ryan is likely the way he is, but that doesn't excuse it. The fact that his bullshit was eclipsed by Jacqui's behaviour doesn't make him a good person.

He is absolutely controlling and misogynistic. On this I agree with Jacqui and she picked up on it very early in the process. And it's not just Jacqui, Beth had no time for him when they did the wife swap as she understood he was a controlling man. He then reinforced that through his manipulative questions (which she successfully shut down).

I appreciated Beth and Jamie trying to intervene at the retreat when Ryan had pulled Jacqui away to berate her. He was extremely unpleasant - telling her off for speaking about their sex life even though she was just trying to get input and threatening if she ever said anything like that again he would leave her.

He did this kind of thing throughout the show. Telling Jacqui what not to talk about and trying to control the language she used. Hell he won't even let his female dog walk freely as she would then be leading him, ie have the power. Jacqui was correct again on how messed up this was.

He is deeply misogynistic. It's actually why I have more tolerance for Jacqui, despite whatever the hell is going on with her. To be very clear, she's obviously not a nice or balanced person and would be a nightmare to deal with in person, but I don't believe she holds prejudice towards an entire sex class like he does.

SlightlyJaded · 07/05/2025 09:56

I think I spotted Verucca in the trailer last night, but not sure about Eliot? Was he there?

And can I just check.
Tonight and tomorrow = reunion? And then that's it.

Delatron · 07/05/2025 10:10

Worried now that Veronica is going to bring up something that happened with Dave and partner swap. Jamie looked furious and Dave looked guilty.

SlightlyJaded · 07/05/2025 10:35

Delatron · 07/05/2025 10:10

Worried now that Veronica is going to bring up something that happened with Dave and partner swap. Jamie looked furious and Dave looked guilty.

oh no. Hadn't thought about that.

SlightlyJaded · 07/05/2025 10:36

This just popped up on my LinkedIn. RyRy seems to own an international agency!

MAFSAUS Thread 11 - (No Spoilers!): Dodgy dates with alternative mates, fast talking liars should have their plums squeezed with pliers, Wacqui Jacqui has gone off the rails, this season is full of relationship fails.
FergoMcFergFace · 07/05/2025 11:51

I guess the red carpet thing could represent something that gets walked all over but I'm not sure Jacqui's that clever.

murasaki · 07/05/2025 12:16

FergoMcFergFace · 07/05/2025 11:51

I guess the red carpet thing could represent something that gets walked all over but I'm not sure Jacqui's that clever.

It's a massive stretch! I don't think she thought it through at all. She was just 'red things!' While forgetting that she's a massive walking red flag herself.

Pinkfluffypencilcase · 07/05/2025 12:49

I saw it as there’s so many red flags it makes a carpet.

Agree that jacquis coldness showed she had set up with someone else. For a moment during Ryan’s vows I thought he was going to say yes!

Tonight's looks good and I think it may have to be watched twice!

JaneJeffer · 07/05/2025 13:12

SlightlyJaded · 07/05/2025 09:56

I think I spotted Verucca in the trailer last night, but not sure about Eliot? Was he there?

And can I just check.
Tonight and tomorrow = reunion? And then that's it.

Edited

Yeah. The man in black.

FergoMcFergFace · 07/05/2025 13:17

JaneJeffer · 07/05/2025 13:12

Yeah. The man in black.

He looked like he'd been at the Grecian 2000.

greengreyblue · 07/05/2025 17:37

I overheard the Clint spoiler at the hairdressers on Friday. Really not on in a public space but can you imagine if I’d stood up in my foils to complain. They’d think I was as wacky as Jacqui!

TitsInAbsentia · 07/05/2025 18:10

Clafoutie · 06/05/2025 20:31

He wants a mum for his dog? Let’s not fight over him ladies!

I will take the dog and run for it!

greengreyblue · 07/05/2025 18:27

Is it 7.30?

brexel · 07/05/2025 18:43

Is it the reunion tonight? I've missed the last two episodes, I dislike the final vows!
Would anyone be so kind as to give me a brief synopsis?

Wacky and Ryry:
Awhina and Adrian:
Carina and Paul:
Dave and Jamie:

Please please

greengreyblue · 07/05/2025 18:50

Dave and Jaimie will continue
Awhina was dumped by Adrian but unbelievably she persuaded him to continue.
Jacqui said she loved Ryan as they left for final vows but then wrote bile and delivered it with such coldness .Luckily Ryan went first and told her it was over.
Rhi and Jeff as you’d imagine- bunnies and hearts all round.
Oh and Paul was a simpering mess when he realised Carina wasn’t buying his lies. She dumped him calmly and walked away…. in the end but it took a while. 😂

browneyes77 · 07/05/2025 19:16

15 minutes until the reunion dinner!!

Best bit of the entire series! 😂

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browneyes77 · 07/05/2025 19:31

Woohoo!! Let’s gooooo!!

Bring on the cray-cray!!

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browneyes77 · 07/05/2025 19:32

Bet you any money Twathead Tim won’t be at this reunion after the backlash he got

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Torturedsoul · 07/05/2025 19:33

Hello! Lurker here!

Just want to say that the biceps/pregnancy comment will all make sense when you can all google after the last show. My daughter and I ended up binging the last few weeks on southhemitv when she was poorly so I have had the pleasure of the gossip sites.

Dillite2 · 07/05/2025 19:35

Let's do this.

I was thinking, no way did Wacqui and CLUNT only got together a month ago (in TV timeliness terms). So she must have thrown her vadge at him whilst still technically married.

browneyes77 · 07/05/2025 19:35

All these couples and the only successful one/likely to last is Rhi & Jeff.

What a shitshow 🤣🤣

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Pianoaholic · 07/05/2025 19:36

Jeff looks young for 39. Bit of a shitlid going on though.

Dillite2 · 07/05/2025 19:36

Holy Shitlid, Jeff!

greengreyblue · 07/05/2025 19:36

What’s lovely is the way Jeff looks at Rhi That hair has to go Jeff.

RancidRuby · 07/05/2025 19:36

I also don't like Jeff's hair.

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