MAFSAUS Thread 11 - (No Spoilers!): Dodgy dates with alternative mates, fast talking liars should have their plums squeezed with pliers, Wacqui Jacqui has gone off the rails, this season is full of relationship fails.

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Place your best on who’s going to survive final vows.

Rhi & Jeff

Er yeah that’s it.

Wacqui has come over to celebrate her new love interest/ future stalking and mental torture victim.

I need an ad break fast cause I need a drink for this!
She's bound to fry (fake cry)!

Oh but Ryan, Jacqui DID exchange numbers……

Ooh Ryan was that a lie. We didn't exchange numbers.

But he gave the other woman his number.

Look at her being all giddy

well that just rocked Ryan 🤣

“We’ll that’s interesting “ 😂

I would rather have that diarrheaaaaaaaaa ad back over this ass crack deodorant

I think this has been one of the most entertaining episodes all series.

Genuinely funny and surprising, but also allowing them to gain real insight.

Sakes Ryan...stop making me agree with you 😂

Bit controlling there. I don’t want you but you can’t date

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Earlier she was saying that she will be done in 10 days and now it meant nothing

Wow! Ryan’s unravelling!

Jacqui s really got in his head. He’s in need of rescue

Ditto!

The other guy was only open minded in her head because he didn't get a chance to challenge her or stand up to her

The delulu is flipping to Ryan

TBF. We are all forgetting how weird Ryan is because of the madness of Jacqui

Wacqui seeing devotion from Ryan .... Ryan looking for the door (possibly window)

let the crazy emerge. He’s been dissing her to another woman. Uh oh

Oh no Jacqui has another fucking list…..

Excellent! Wacqui has a list! Bullet points!

Oh, here we go. She's about to.... Scratch that, she has written a list and whatever I was about to say is now irrelevant.

Dear Ryan,

I’m absolutely batshit crazy and you should run out the door and save yourself before my home planet calls me back.

Jacqui

Can you imagine how Wacqui's potential partner would have viewed this season up to now? Bet he's changed his number. Possibly Country.