MAFSAUS Thread 11 - (No Spoilers!): Dodgy dates with alternative mates, fast talking liars should have their plums squeezed with pliers, Wacqui Jacqui has gone off the rails, this season is full of relationship fails.

[browneyes77]

Place your best on who’s going to survive final vows.

Rhi & Jeff

Er yeah that’s it.

Checking in! Thanks @browneyes77

Ah, a lovely fresh new thread! Let's crap all over it with the crazy!

Thank you Browneyes. Funnily enough the link to this thread had posted perfectly every time 😆

I blame the wine for that saying best instead of bets.

My manual spell checker (my eyes) is on the blink.

The Wacqui effect

Wow, that foundation on Awhina is patchier than her relationship

Jamie, would be funny if it was Billy (from very early in this season).

Is Jamie still waiting for her match to arrive?

Poor bloke had to fly in from fucks knows where for a 5 minute date

I wonder if Jamie’s wait means it’s a big shocker

Maybe she’s been stood up?

Waqui Jacqui 🤣 She's seriously unhinged, delusional. Dry crying FFS. Hilarious watching though.

Awhina's guy seems nice, calm, interested in her, keeping eye contact not on her frontage.

They seem a much better match

Probably that's why he didn't make the cut. Seems to be too stable and sensible.

I actually think Billy & Jamie would’ve been a better match

What would have been better than my wildest dreams if is Jamie and Adrian’s other matches were each other. IMAGINE.

Adrian's dick is getting in the way of him being able to speak.

HOLY LIP INJECTIONS!!!

I mean, they had lots of connection on the retreat!

Oh he wants to move now does he. Scum bag

Why do all the bars they go to have the same glasses?

Production issued for continuity purposes

I disapprove of myself but I want to dick punch Adrian so hard.

So do we think Wacqui is the only one leaving with a phone number?

Eh? I wouldn't be waiting that long!