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MAFSAUS THREAD 9 (no spoilers) - Big Dave doesn't hate his wife. Slimy Paul thinks his wife is a snob. Jacqui buys herself flowers and Ryan wonders what follows. The shrine is set. The atmosphere is dead. We are all out of wine!!!!

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Dillite2 · 18/04/2025 11:32

Send help!

Sorry @browneyes77 I didn't know if you would have time to make the new one, the current one is filling up mega fast. I thought I would better make one before it fills up and before I head out for the day.

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QueSyrahSyrah · 23/04/2025 20:54

Ryan’s House 😱😱😱😱😱😱

Of all the times she’s unnecessarily cried I think I have to give her a pass for this one. JFC.

It’s like someone asked AI to design a house for a Reddit-haunting incel.

Dillite2 · 23/04/2025 20:55

Ryan's never had anyone see him in this light is because he's never in a relationship with a living woman.

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RancidRuby · 23/04/2025 20:55

Pianoaholic · 23/04/2025 20:53

I just had to go and pour a big bucket of water over DS as he's been nominated by his 'friends' to do the icebucket challenge (?!) which seems to be a thing again at his school. Hope I haven't missed too much...may have to put this bit on again on catch up!

My daughter was talking about this today too, she's so stressed about being nominated!

PuppiesProzacProsecco · 23/04/2025 20:55

I don't like Ryan's friends.

Delatron · 23/04/2025 20:56

She’s handling them quite well. They shouldn’t be shouting at her.

quantim · 23/04/2025 20:56

wtf is that neon drink

CaptBirdsEar · 23/04/2025 20:56

PuppiesProzacProsecco · 23/04/2025 20:55

I don't like Ryan's friends.

I think they’re spot on with who Jacqui is

Pianoaholic · 23/04/2025 20:56

RancidRuby · 23/04/2025 20:55

My daughter was talking about this today too, she's so stressed about being nominated!

Well I hope she can avoid the insanity!

Dillite2 · 23/04/2025 20:57

Is the girl in the black top Jacqui's friend or Ryan's?

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Delatron · 23/04/2025 20:57

I know Jacqui is crazy but I don’t think they handled it well.

PuppiesProzacProsecco · 23/04/2025 20:58

Whoo hoo! Dinner party tomorrow!

Delatron · 23/04/2025 20:58

Jacqui’s friend was very quiet.

PuppiesProzacProsecco · 23/04/2025 20:58

Dillite2 · 23/04/2025 20:57

Is the girl in the black top Jacqui's friend or Ryan's?

Jacqui's

Dillite2 · 23/04/2025 20:58

Oh, Wacqui will be back on for tomorrow

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Delatron · 23/04/2025 20:59

Ok so Jacqui is gonna turn stalker tomorrow when Ryan wants to leave. Should be good!

browneyes77 · 23/04/2025 20:59

Delatron · 23/04/2025 20:58

Jacqui’s friend was very quiet.

She’s probably used to not getting a word in edgeways being friends with Jacqui 😂

TitsInAbsentia · 23/04/2025 20:59

I don't lose people....people lose me...
🤐

dapsnotplimsolls · 23/04/2025 20:59

Jacqui's friend wasn't being much of a friend.

browneyes77 · 23/04/2025 21:00

PuppiesProzacProsecco · 23/04/2025 20:58

Whoo hoo! Dinner party tomorrow!

The best bit outside the reunion!! 🙌🏼😂

Italiangreyhound · 23/04/2025 21:00

"And, as she told us herself, people assume she is a model!"

and , of course, she is hot.

Clafoutie · 23/04/2025 21:00

dapsnotplimsolls · 23/04/2025 20:59

Jacqui's friend wasn't being much of a friend.

Sheer terror probably

hoxtonbabe · 23/04/2025 21:00

dapsnotplimsolls · 23/04/2025 20:59

Jacqui's friend wasn't being much of a friend.

I actually thought she was Ryan’s friend until she got up to walk off with Jacqui 😅

RancidRuby · 23/04/2025 21:01

TitsInAbsentia · 23/04/2025 20:59

I don't lose people....people lose me...
🤐

Iconic.

Clafoutie · 23/04/2025 21:04

TitsInAbsentia · 23/04/2025 20:59

I don't lose people....people lose me...
🤐

It’s not me, it’s you.

Italiangreyhound · 23/04/2025 21:05

Jacqui is not nice. Sorry, I know she is mad as a box of frogs, but she is just not kind.

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