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MAFSAUS THREAD 9 (no spoilers) - Big Dave doesn't hate his wife. Slimy Paul thinks his wife is a snob. Jacqui buys herself flowers and Ryan wonders what follows. The shrine is set. The atmosphere is dead. We are all out of wine!!!!

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Dillite2 · 18/04/2025 11:32

Send help!

Sorry @browneyes77 I didn't know if you would have time to make the new one, the current one is filling up mega fast. I thought I would better make one before it fills up and before I head out for the day.

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Italiangreyhound · 23/04/2025 20:19

Oh goodness, Jacqui cannot help herself. She has to have an argument.

Italiangreyhound · 23/04/2025 20:20

Jacqui, you are not constructive.

Dillite2 · 23/04/2025 20:20

Let your dog enjoy her walk!!!

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browneyes77 · 23/04/2025 20:20

Dog looks happier being a little looser on the lead and being able to explore a bit more.

That dog is the only female Ryan is able to control.

hoxtonbabe · 23/04/2025 20:20

Dillite2 · 23/04/2025 20:19

Oh, fuck off Ryan. He is even a misogynist towards his dog!

🤣🤣🤣

he is absolutely bonkers..

Pianoaholic · 23/04/2025 20:21

Neither of them will compromise about anything so I really don't see it working long-term.

Italiangreyhound · 23/04/2025 20:21

I think Jacqui is the bonkers one. I don't like Ryan but I find Jaqcui so annoying.

Clafoutie · 23/04/2025 20:21

When they go out they always hold hands, and yet can’t really stand each other. Baffling.

hoxtonbabe · 23/04/2025 20:21

browneyes77 · 23/04/2025 20:20

Dog looks happier being a little looser on the lead and being able to explore a bit more.

That dog is the only female Ryan is able to control.

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Thats what I thought. I’m no dog expert but she seemed happy/fine to me and not sure what Ryan was getting in a tizz about

Dillite2 · 23/04/2025 20:22

Italiangreyhound · 23/04/2025 20:21

I think Jacqui is the bonkers one. I don't like Ryan but I find Jaqcui so annoying.

Her crazy just out crazies him, but both are batshit and need sectioning on Mars

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quantim · 23/04/2025 20:23

Beth and Teejay, so boring

Dillite2 · 23/04/2025 20:23

hoxtonbabe · 23/04/2025 20:21

Thats what I thought. I’m no dog expert but she seemed happy/fine to me and not sure what Ryan was getting in a tizz about

He has been following some very outdated dog training practices by the looks of it where he thinks that allowing the dog to walk in front means that the dog is in control and doesn't know its place.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 23/04/2025 20:23

I think Jacqui is just constantly self-sabotaging - when something starts going well, she messes it up. She's endlessly testing him.

Italiangreyhound · 23/04/2025 20:24

I feel sorry for TJ. He is trying to be so nice, and respectful. But he has only known her about 6 weeks.

browneyes77 · 23/04/2025 20:24

hoxtonbabe · 23/04/2025 20:21

Thats what I thought. I’m no dog expert but she seemed happy/fine to me and not sure what Ryan was getting in a tizz about

That dog looked far more relaxed and happy being a little looser on the lead. She got to explore her surroundings a little more. Which is what a dog needs to do.

I don’t even have a dog, but even I know that!

Whereas when he had her tightly reigned in, she looked more nervous/anxious.

Italiangreyhound · 23/04/2025 20:25

Yes, dapsnotplimsolls

"I think Jacqui is just constantly self-sabotaging - when something starts going well, she messes it up. She's endlessly testing him."

I think whatever he said about he dog, Jacqui woulld say the opposite.

quantim · 23/04/2025 20:25

Italiangreyhound · 23/04/2025 20:24

I feel sorry for TJ. He is trying to be so nice, and respectful. But he has only known her about 6 weeks.

He knows he doesn't fancy her though

hoxtonbabe · 23/04/2025 20:26

Dillite2 · 23/04/2025 20:23

He has been following some very outdated dog training practices by the looks of it where he thinks that allowing the dog to walk in front means that the dog is in control and doesn't know its place.

sounds about right with him🙄

browneyes77 · 23/04/2025 20:27

Dillite2 · 23/04/2025 20:23

He has been following some very outdated dog training practices by the looks of it where he thinks that allowing the dog to walk in front means that the dog is in control and doesn't know its place.

Ryan is all about women respecting him and following his lead and his requirements and expectations.

It doesn’t surprise me that he expects the same from his poor dog.

Italiangreyhound · 23/04/2025 20:27

I'm not sure he knows he doesn't fancy her, I think maybe he does a bit. Just not enough. Maybe he should have left last week.

I had forgotten Dave's dad was seriously ill. That might be messing with Dave a lot.

Clafoutie · 23/04/2025 20:27

It is an interesting reflection I suppose on the ixperiment that the only couple who seem like they might work at the moment is the one where they knew each other beforehand!

Italiangreyhound · 23/04/2025 20:30

I think it just goes to show that the premise of match matchmakers doesn't work in our modern era. as independent people we choose what we want and that may well not be what someone (even an expert!) would pick for us!

My husband is very much my opposite personality/some interests/fitness level !! But we share core values.

Italiangreyhound · 23/04/2025 20:31

Dave really came alive in the presence of his dad.

dapsnotplimsolls · 23/04/2025 20:31

I wouldn't trust Dave now if I were Jamie.

Cakeandcheeseforever · 23/04/2025 20:32

@Clafoutie I often think the experts would have as much success or more if they matched them all up randomly.

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